Raf: Hey Ratchet, what's Optimus's biggest secret?

Ratchet: He's mentally dating Tinkerbell.

Raf: *~*

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Raf: Ratchet, what's Bumblebee's biggest secret?

Ratchet: Whenever he's alone he draws Carebear fanart.

Raf: ...

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Raf: What's Bulkhead's biggest secret?

Ratchet: He runs a blog about Taylor Swift.

Raf: O_o

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Raf: What's Arcee's biggest secret?

Ratchet: She's jealous of Tinkerbell, if you know what I mean.

Raf: >_>

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Raf: What's your biggest secret?

Ratchet: That I know all of this.