I don't fragging know what this is from I found it as a Hamilton animatic but I love it

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Ratch: *standing peacefully*

OP: *walks over*

Ratch: Hello Opt-

OP: *punches him in the stomach*

Ratch: AUUGHOOWW, WHAT THE HELL OPTIMUS

OP: You are my best friend, and I can not allow you to do this to yourself. Especially not in times like this. I love you too much to let you go down like this.

Ratch: *doubled over* what. . . the frag. . . are you taking about. . ?

OP: I'm taking about the baby, Ratchet.

Ratch: . . . I'm not pregnant, Optimus.

OP: Not after that punch you're not. I've been talking classes.

Ratch: I was never pregnant, you idiot!

OP: . . . are. . .  You sure?

Ratch: YES I'M FRAGGING SURE OPTIMUS

*Megatron and Starscream walk over*

Megs: What are you yelling about, some of us are trying to work

OP: I found a positive pregnancy tester in the-

Megs: !!!!!

Megs: *socks Starscream in the stomach*

SS: AAUGH MOTHERFRAG