Ratch: *typing*

OP: *approaches confidently*

OP: Yo, on a scale of one to ten, your a nine, and I'm the one you need ;)

Ratch: Not right now, Optimus.

OP: If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. ;)

Ratch: Thanks now leave.

OP: Is that a phone in your pocket?

Ratch: I don't even have-

OP: Cuz dat ass is CALLIN' me!

Ratch: stop.

OP: Are you a camp fire because I want s'more.

Ratch: ...okay that one is funny but seriously go away

OP: Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

Ratch: OPTIMUS I'M TRYING TO WORK GET OUT

OP: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Ratch: what do you want.

OP: Someone to watch Land Before Time with.

Ratch: Promise not to cry this time?

OP: no

Ratch: Ugh. Fine. But if you lose it when the dinosaurs die, I'm leaving.

OP: Fair enough