Ratch: *walking through soup aisle, pushing a cart*

OP: *sneaks can into the cart*

Ratch: ... What is that, Optimus?

OP: Nothing.

Ratch: *picks it up*

Ratch: ...

Ratch: Optimus, you don't need chicken noodle soup with noodles in the shapes of Frozen characters.

OP: Gawd, Ratchet, Let It Go.

Ratch: ....

OP: ....

Ratch: i literally hate you so much right now

OP: *huffs and puts can back*

Ratch: Make yourself useful, go get milk.

OP: Okay. *skips down aisle and disappears around corner*

Ratch: *moves on to another aisle*

OP: *comes back*

OP:

OP: Ratchet? Where did you go?

OP: RATCHET WHERE ARE YOU OMG OMG OMG OMG ARE YOU GONE FOREVER WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL I HAVE NOW IS MILK I MISS YOU COME BACK TO ME

OP: *starts sobbing*

Worker: *walks over* What's wrong, Honey? Did you lose a parent or something?

OP: I LOST RATCHET!!!

Worker: It's okay, come with me, I'll help you find him.

OP: *sniffle* Okay. *takes her hand and goes with her*

- A few minutes later -

Women's voice over intercom: Can Ratchet please come to the front of the store please?

Ratch: Uh oh...

Ratch: *pushes cart over*

OP: *is sitting in a chair with a balloon*

OP: RATCHET!!! *runs over and clings to him*

Ratch: *sigh* Optimus, you are an adult. You should not be getting lost in grocery stores. And why do you have a balloon?

Worker: We give balloons to all the kids that lose their parents in the store.

Ratch: makes sense

Ratch: Optimus did you get the milk?

OP: I dropped it on the way over.

Ratch: Of course you did.