Optimus: "Hey Ratchet?"

Ratchet: *typing on computer* No.

Optimus: *leans on him dramatically* "There isn't a soul that would play pretend with me, so I humbly request that you join me, in a fanatic game of pretend. Today we're playing Cowboys."

Ratchet: "I'm not playing cowboys with you."

Optimus: "Please?" *puppy eyes*

Ratchet: ....

5 MINS LATER~

Optimus: *wearing cowboy hat, leather belt and has a plastic gun* "IMMA COMING FOR YOU, BUCKIE!"

Ratchet: *wearing the same thing but is riding a rocking horse* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! BANG BANG BANG!"

Optimus: *dodges pretend bullets* BANG!

Arcee: *walks in* "What the frag are you two doing!?"

*both point fake guns at her*

Ratch and OP: "BANG!"

Arcee: Did you just pretend shoot me!?

Ratchet: *jumps off of rocking horse and points fake gun at Optimus* BANG! YOUR DEAD!

Optimus: *dramatically screams and drops to the ground* AAAAAAH I'M DYING! *flops on floor*

Ratchet: *puts gun away* I win.