Rao: *creeps into Optimus's room at night*

Optimus: *wakes up*

Rao: *is sitting on his face* ^.^ Hi.

Optimus: O///O

Rao: *waves a watch in front of him* Imma hypnotize you now, kay?

~~

Ratchet: *is asleep*

Optimus: *crawls into room and lays over him vertically*

Ratchet: .... OPTIMUS GET OFF!

Optimus: *rolls onto back and yawns*

Ratchet: GET! OFF!

Optimus: Woof!

Ratchet: *kicks off* You are not a dog, Optimus. Get out.

Optimus: *is panting very loudly*

Ratchet: e_e Omg... *gets up and shoves him out the door* Ughnn....

Optimus: *scratches on door and whines*

Ratchet: *buries face in pillow* NOO....

Optimus: *louder whine*

Ratchet: You are NOT a dog, Optimus!

Optimus: *scratches on the door more*

Ratchet e_e

In the morning:

Optimus: *is crawling on the ground, rubbing up against Ratchet's legs* Woof!

Ratchet: *smacks with rolled up newspaper* Go away!

Optimus: *jumps on him*

Ratchet: Ack!

Optimus: *cuddles him*

Ratchet: 0///0

Optimus: *licks him*

Ratchet: BWAH! *throws him off*

Arcee: There are many memes for that scene, none of which are appropriate...

Rao: I ship it ^^

Ratchet: Did you do this?

Rao: Hypnotize him so he acts like a dog? Noooo....

Ratchet: Did you do it so he followed me around like this?

Rao: ..... maaaybeee.....

Ratchet: -.-

Optimus: *snuggles up to him*

Ratchet: *~*

Rao: ^///^

Ratchet: Undo it now.

Rao: Fiiiiiine. *clears throat* Ahem.... Cockcroaches. There. I said the magic word.

Optimus: *blinks* Wh-What happened... why am I cuddling Ratchet?

Ratchet: It's not all you did -.-

Rao: It was so adorable....

Optimus: O_o