*Megatronus and Orion are going to the council to meet*

Megs: *rehearsing 'I am Megatronus, and I am a gladiator', in his head*

*they enter the building*

Megs: *walks up to the desk*

Megs: *clears throat*

Megs: I am gladiator, and I am a Megatronus.

Council: .........

Orion: *facepalm*

Megs: *sits down and curls into a ball on the floor* FML.

Orion: What he MEANS is... *gives long speech about equality and peace and righteousness*

Council: OMG, finally someone who's worthy of being a Prime!

Orion: Just saying what's right.

Megs: I am going to murder you, Orion.