Hannibal Lector
If you have not seen Silence of the Lambs, some of this may be confusing. If you want to see it after this chapter, warning, IT IS A SCARY AND DEMENTED MOVIE! If you have a light stomach, aren't in your teen years, and are scared easily, DO NOT WATCH IT!
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* Bots finish watching Silence of the Lambs *
Optimus: *is hiding behind Ratchet* That was a really scary movie.
Bulkhead: I'm gonna have nightmares...
Ratchet: *shiver* Oh gosh...
Arcee: Because we were all stupid enough to watch it late at night, we should all probably go to bed.
*everyone goes to their rooms*
In Optimus's Room:
Optimus: *is huddling under the blanket* Hannibal Lector please don't eat me...
*wood creaks*
Optimus: JFJWHRJW PLEASE DON'T EAT ME I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CANNIBALS I'M NOT EVEN HUMAAAANNN PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!
*silence*
Optimus: *looks at closet*
*wood creaks from inside dark scary closet*
Optimus: O_o
In Ratchet's Room:
Ratchet: *is peacefully reading a datapad*
Optimus: *crawls up next to him on the bed* Ratchet?
Ratchet: -.- What the frag are you doing in here?
Optimus: Hannibal Lector is in my closet. Can I sleep with you?
Ratchet: ... No.
Optimus: But he'll get me! Please let me stay with you!!!
Ratchet: Grrr... *gets up and lays a couple blankets and pillows on the ground* There.
Optimus: *gets in* Yey :)
Ratchet: *turns off the light*
Optimus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *earsplitting screech*
Somewhere in Japan:
Random guy: Nani ma shita sore? (What was that?)
Another guy: No knowa gatte dareka Hannibal Lector. (Somebody scared of Hannibal Lector.)
I used Google Translate for that :)
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