Hannibal Lector

If you have not seen Silence of the Lambs, some of this may be confusing. If you want to see it after this chapter, warning, IT IS A SCARY AND DEMENTED MOVIE! If you have a light stomach, aren't in your teen years, and are scared easily, DO NOT WATCH IT!

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* Bots finish watching Silence of the Lambs *

Optimus: *is hiding behind Ratchet* That was a really scary movie.

Bulkhead: I'm gonna have nightmares...

Ratchet: *shiver* Oh gosh...

Arcee: Because we were all stupid enough to watch it late at night, we should all probably go to bed.

*everyone goes to their rooms*

In Optimus's Room:

Optimus: *is huddling under the blanket* Hannibal Lector please don't eat me...

*wood creaks*

Optimus: JFJWHRJW PLEASE DON'T EAT ME I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CANNIBALS I'M NOT EVEN HUMAAAANNN PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!

*silence*

Optimus: *looks at closet*

*wood creaks from inside dark scary closet*

Optimus: O_o

In Ratchet's Room:

Ratchet: *is peacefully reading a datapad*

Optimus: *crawls up next to him on the bed* Ratchet?

Ratchet: -.- What the frag are you doing in here?

Optimus: Hannibal Lector is in my closet. Can I sleep with you?

Ratchet: ... No.

Optimus: But he'll get me! Please let me stay with you!!!

Ratchet: Grrr... *gets up and lays a couple blankets and pillows on the ground* There.

Optimus: *gets in* Yey :)

Ratchet: *turns off the light*

Optimus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *earsplitting screech*

Somewhere in Japan:

Random guy: Nani ma shita sore? (What was that?)

Another guy: No knowa gatte dareka Hannibal Lector. (Somebody scared of Hannibal Lector.)

I used Google Translate for that :)

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