Try not to get nightmares from that gif...

And for those who have not seen Lord of the Rings, that character above is Golem.
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Optimus: *reaches into drawer*

*Hisssssss*

Optimus: O_o *pulls hand out*

Golem: *is sitting on his hand*

Optimus: AAH! *throws him* RATCHET! GOLEM IS AFTER USSSS! *runs away*

Golem: *hisses and crawls away*

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Ratchet: *walks into room*

Golem: *is eating a whole Rabbit*

Ratchet: ..so your Golem.

Golem: *hisses and crawls away*

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Bulkhead: *picks up ball*

Golem: *is sitting there*

Bulkhead: Woah...

Golem: *hisses and crawls away*

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Miko: *opens backpack*

Golem: *is eating her math book*

Miko: ..... *hands him a couple papers* You can eat those, too.

Golem: *grabs papers and closes backpack*

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Ratchet: So we're just going to let him live here?

Optimus: I'm too scared to make him leave...

Golem: *is lurking in the shadows*

Optimus: ... I hate it when he does that...

Ratchet: Isn't he always lurking everywhere?

Golem: *hisses and lurks away*

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Optimus: So yeah. We now have a Golem living in our base.

Ratchet: Just when you thought Rao was scary...