*bots and cons are on a battlefield*

Megatron: *grabs Ratchet*

Ratchet: Nuuu!

Optimus: Hey, give him back! We need that medic!

Megatron: Lol nope he's mine now!

Ratchet: *~*

Optimus: Give him back!!!

Megatron: *hugs Ratchet* Nope! Thanks for the medic!

Optimis: °o°

Megatron: I'm gonna love him, and pet him, and call him George! *hugs tighter*

Ratchet: ×_×

Optimus: HEY!

Megatron: He's MY Squishy now!

Optimus: ...This isn't funny.

Megatron: *starts walking away*

Optimus: Give him baaaack!

Ratchet: I dun wanna be your Squishy *_*

Megatron: Well too bad.

Optimus: *runs up behind him and kicks him down* MAH SQUISHY!

Ratchet: I dun wanna be your Squishy, either.

Optimus: Well too bad. *drags Ratchet back*

Megatron: NUUU! GEORGE!