Failed Professional Discussion
Rao: So today we'll be taking questions from the government peoples who know of the Cybertronians on and around Earth, and who are undecided if we should still be keeping the Autobots on Earth, and the children around them. We have a handful of bots, and a handful of cons, who will be answering these questions, to help them decide whether they support the Autobots or not, which will determine later if the Autobots remain part of the government. I'm Raoamo, your favorite insane fangirl-
Ratch: Far from favorite.
Rao: -Favorite insane fangirl, and I will be hosting tonight.
Ratch: This is a professional and important discussion, why are you hosting it like a gameshow or the presidential debates...?
KO: I think she has a nice flare for it.
Rao: Thank you!
Ratch: *sigh*
Megs: About the presidential debates-
Ratch: We are NOT discussing politics right now.
Megs: *disappointed look*
Rao: Well with that past us, let's begin. First question, please.
First person: *stands up* Hello.
OP: Hello
Megs: No
First Person: My question is... do you think you are good role models for the children you look after?
OP: Yes, actually. We take care of them and provide the proper image of an honorable, respectful and wise group of individuals-
Bulk: Hey Optimus remember the time I took the kids on a raid by accident and almost got Raf killed
OP: -... SOME of us provide the proper image of all those qualities. So I would say at least 75% of the time, yes, we are good remodels.
Rao: Alright, Megs, your turn. Do you believe you are a good rolemodel for the kids?
Megs: No.
Rao: Fair enough
Megs: Why would you even ask me that
Ratch: It ALMOST made our answer look alright...
Rao: Anywho, next question.
Another person: Do you believe you are medically and physically prepared for the event where one of the children are injured?
KO: Why should I care
Ratch: Not really
OP: *facepalm*
Rao: Okay... next question...
Yet another person: Why do you believe you are fit to fight the Earth's battles for it?
Arcee: Um have you seen the Decepticons
Megs: I would crush humanity easily if it weren't for these stupid fragging bots
Ratch: Giant fragging robots
OP: I have a magic saber
Person: You do?
Rao: Yah, ask Ratchet about it *wink wink*
Ratch: Stop
KO: This gettin' kinda kinky
Megs: Optimus has a what?
OP: Magic saber.
Rao: It's Ratchet's favorite pastime
Ratch: NEXT QUESTION
Last person: Um... I don't really...
Megs: Just say it.
Last person: Uh... what's your favorite emoji? (I'm sry if the emojis won't show up. Hopefully they will)
Ratch: ... Seriously
KO: ⚣⚣⚣
Breakdown: That one's legit
OP: 🐈 Kitty
Megs: ☠
Rao: 😈
Ratch: ...🖕
Rao: Well that wraps up today's discussion. There were supposed to be many more questions but we decided that may not be wise~ Thank you for watching/listening/reading or whatever society does
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