*4:00 in the morning, Autobot base*

*Ratchet's com rings*

Miko: Heyyyy

Ratch: Miko what do you want

Miko: Yeah so I really hate to be that guy, but I glued myself to the ceiling again

Ratch: That's- what- AGAIN?

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Megs: All of you are like lost puppies! You do whatever Optimus tells you and do whatever he does- if he jumped off of a cliff, would you?

Arcee: If Optimus were to jump off of a cliff, he would have done so responsibly, he would have taken the height of the jump, the depth of the water, and the angle of execution into consideration, so yes, if you see Optimus jumping off of a cliff, jump off a cliff

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Bulk: Did you know that one in four people are gay

Arcee and Bee: . . .

Bulk: That means one of us is gay

Bulk: I hope it's Wheeljack

Bulk: Wheeljack is cute

Ratch: *chokes on drink*

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KO: *banging on door*

KO: You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! Some of us have delicate detail to cover! Hurry it up, Princess!

SS: *opens door*

SS: *has a face mask and a towel wrapped around his head*

SS: That's commander princess to you

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Ratch: Wheeljack, go with Ultra Magnus, make sure he doesn't say the wrong thing to the wrong Decepticon and get stabbed, he's still not ready for combat

WJ: Yes! I'd love to watch Magnus get stabbed!

*Family Feud strike sound*

Ratch: try again.

WJ: . . . I will. . . Watch to make sure he doesn't get stabbed?

Ratch: And, we have a winner

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Bee: *loses voice*

Bee: *gets eaten by scraplets*

Bee: *loses T-Cog*

Bee: *jumps off bridge*

Bee: *gets shot*

Bee: *literally dies*

Ratch: I can't help but feel the writers hate you

Bee: The thing is I'm too cute for 90% of the scrap that happens to me

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BD: *opens door* After you

KO: No, after you

BD: NonononoNO, after YOU

KO: I insist, after you

Megs: *shoves them both aside*

Megs: After ME

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Ratch: *digging through drawers*

Ratch: where is my FRAGGING DATAPAD

OP: Old Friend, the children are here, please say it nicer

Ratch: *turns around to look at him slowly*

Ratch: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FRAGGING DATAPAD

OP: oh

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*Miko runs by*

Bulk: Miko let me see what you have

Miko: A KNIFE

BULK: N O

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Ratch: *knocking on bedroom door* Optimus, we have to go, hurry up! Come out!

OP: I'M GAY

Ratch: That's not what I meant but I support you HURRY UP

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Miko: I'm too hot!

Jack: Maybe you shouldn't be wearing all the layers during the summer.

Miko:

Miko: You're useless

Bulk, from the next room: HOT DAMN

Miko: Thank you, Bulkhead

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Well that concludes it

crazed laughter in the distance