Jack: ........

Miko: This again?

Raf: YES! 

Miko: *looks at Raf strangely*

Jack: * glares at Raf*

Everyone else: *slightly concerned for Raf's well-being*

Soundwave: Observation: The human adolescents do seem to express a more than average fondness for each other. Statement: Soundwave had assumed that they were in courtship. Query: Are they not?

Jack & Miko: NO! 

Shockwave: I have not observed them for long. However, it does seem logical.

Jack: No, no, no! I don't like where this is going. 

Miko: Even the cons ship us?

Soundwave: Confirmation: Yes. 

Megatron: I could really care less. 

Starscream: I agree. 

Knockout: I can definitely see it. 

Jack: You said that about Megatron and Optimus.

Knockout: Touche. 

Me: Breakdown?

Breakdown: I don't care. 

Me: Well, that covers the cons, with a decent balance between nonchalance and favor. Autobots?

Arcee: It's a thing. 

Jack: What?

Bulkhead: Yeah. 

Miko: Traitor!

Optimus: Soundwave's conclusion certainly seems plausible. 

Bumblebee: Raf's had me convinced for over a year. 

Wheeljack: Yeah, it's a thing. 

Ultra Magnus: I suppose it could be. I haven't really noticed. 

Ratchet: Oh, Defenitely. 

Me: Ratchet, you have a surprisingly strong opinion favoring this. Care to elaborate?

Ratchet: Every single time Miko runs off, Jack is right behind her, "making sure she's safe". For goodness sakes, he was more scared of bots and cons than Knockout is of Arcee when he first came here, and yet he bridged into the heart of a Decepticon warship to keep her safe. It is ridiculously obvious.

Miko: That was your idea?

Jack: *ruffles hair nervously* Um... yeah. 

Raf: What, you thought it was my idea? Of course it was Jack. 

Me: The results are in. Jiko is definitely set to sail. Miko, how do you feel about Jack?

Miko: *blushes* Well, we have been through a lot together, and he's saved my life countless times. He's extremely brave. I mean, he went to Cybertron to save Optimus, and he wasn't afraid to die to save Cybertron when the Decepticons took us captive. Also, to be honest, if humans had a Prime, Jack would be it.

Me: Wow, we got some pretty strong feelings there. Jack?

Jack: *extremely uncomfortable* Well, Miko is pretty fearless. I admire her determination. Also, she took out many bots and Starscream,

*All turn and look at Starscream with judgement*

Starscream: With the help of the Apex armor! 

Jack: She also snuffed hardshell..... without the Apex armor. 

Starscream: *stutters furiously only to angrily huff and shut up*

Jack: She's stubborn, and she doesn't let anyone push her around. She's pretty great. 

Me: Aww, see! There's definitely something there!

Arcee: I'll say. 

Jack: *glares at Arcee* We'll discuss your contribution to this discussion later. 

Arcee: *rolls optics*

Miko: Do you ship it?

Me: What?

Miko: Jack and I? You said you didn't ship Megatron and Optimus, I'm curious if you ship us. 

Me: Pffft. Of course! You're my second favorite Transformers ship?

Raf: There's a ship better than Jiko?

Me: *whispers in Raf's ear*

Raf: Oh, yeah! Totally! 

Me: Ha! Beat that, haters! I've got Raf!

Raf: There are people who don't ship it?

Me: You know, you wouldn't think so, but there are many who don't. 

Arcee: What are we talking about?

Me: *smiles evilly* Wouldn't you like to know?

Arcee: *vaguely alarmed* Excuse me?

Me: You'll find out later. Next ship! 

Knockout: I'm not scared of Arcee.....