Arcee: What?

Jack: HA!

Bumblebee:...........

Raf: *Uncontrollably excited*

Me: This ship was suggested by @NWfive, THANK GOODNESS!

Arcee: Why?

Me: Because Beecee is my OTP!!!!!!

Bulkhead: What is an O-T-P?

Arcee: What is Beecee?!?

Bumblebee:........

Miko: OTP stands for One True Pairing. It's the couple or pairing that a person wants to get together the most. 

Arcee: Why are WE your O-T-P or whatever it is?

Bumblebee:..................

Me: Because you are meant for each other. 

Arcee: Wh-

Me: Eep, Eep, Eep! It's not your turn. 

Arcee: But-

Me: Silence! *snaps fingers* *Arcee can no longer speak*

Me: That won't last for very long, so we'd better get a move on. Cons? What do we think. 

Soundwave: Statement: Soundwave is still confused. Soundwave had also believed them to be in courtship. Update: Soundwave is sad that his ships are not sailing. 

Me: And that's why we love soundwave. 

Raf: Soundwave, why are you so into autoboot relationships?

Soundwave: Observation: Autobots are 74% more likely to experience loving feelings for each other than Decepticons. Fact: Decepticons do not commonly care for anyone but themselves. 

Wheeljack: He makes a fair point.

Knockout: I'm not even going to deny it. 

Me: Starscream, anything to say?

Starscream: I think Arcee can do better. 

Arcee: *angry*

Bumblebee:..............

Jack: They don't get better than Bumblebee. 

Soundwave: Observation: Starscream should shut up before several people with strong feelings rip him to pieces, snuff his spark, and sell his t-cog on the black market.

Shockwave: Soundwave is correct. Continuing on your current path is illogical. 

Starscream: Noted. 

Me: Shockwave, since you've spoken up, how do you feel. 

Shockwave: I am still skeptical. Is she not already in a relationship with Cliffjumper. 

Arcee: *silently dying*

Knockout: Starscream hasn't bragged to you yet about being the one who terminating him?

Soundwave: He may have. I had forgotten. I do not believe I have had enough time to observe Bumblebee and Arcee in order to come to an accurate conclusion. It does not seem improbable, but more time will be needed in order for me to prove the hypothesis.

Me: Leave it to soundwave to make dating into an experiment. Anybody else? Megatron?

Megatron: I could honestly care less. Why am I even here?

Me: I don't like your attitude, and you aren't being very helpful. I'm putting you in time-out.

Me: *snaps*

Megatron: *disappears*

Decepticons: *panics*

Soundwave: Query: Where did you send Lord Megatron?

Me: He'll be fine. Knockout? 

Knockout: Oh definitely. I can see it. 

Me: Good, you can live. Breakdown, I could care less about your opinion. 

Breakdown: *feels like he should be angry* *isn't*

Me: That covers the cons. Bots?

Optimus: I'm not sure I feel comfortable commenting....

Me: Understood. Ratchet?

Ratchet: Are you going to continue to waste our time with obvious pairings?

Me: Meaning....?

Ratchet: Megatron and Optimus was obviously a no, while the next two were obviously a yes. I'm not sure why these are up for discussion. 

Arcee: *confused*

Bumblebee:.................

Me: Fantastic! Bulkhead?

Bulkhead: Yeah, I can get behind it. 

Wheeljack: I can see it. 

Ultra Magnus: I'm not entirely certain. I actually feel like my presence here is not very useful. 

Me: Noted. Thanks for being a good sport anyway! Kids?

Jack: Definitely. 

Miko: What he said. 

Raf: There aren't words to describe how much I support this. 

Me: Seems pretty straight forward to me! That it?

Me: *looks around* I think so! M'kay. Arcee you can talk now. What do you like about Bumblebee?

Arcee: Well.... He's brave. Very brave. He also has a lot of patience. I mean, everything he says has to be translated to Miko, Jack, June, and Fowler because none of them can understand him, but he never lashes out, he's extremely patient. He's also waiting until we get back to Cybertron to be promoted to Warrior, which is crazy because he deserved it a long time ago. That has to take a lot of patience, because I could never do that. He's a great listener, probably not always by choice, but a good listener nonetheless. He always has your back, and he's a great fighter. 

Me: See? You have lots to say. Bumblebee? 

Bumblebee:

Me: Go on. Arcee did it, you have to as well. 

Bumblebee: ~But you can't even understand me.~

Me: You seriously think I can make Arcee stop talking but I can't understand you?

Ratchet: Couldn't you just make him talk?

Me: I wish. Nonetheless, I can understand Bee, and everyone else can understand Bee, except for Jack and Miko, but Raf can translate for them. You have no more excuses, speak.

Bumblebee: ~Well, Arcee is very brave, and she is an excellent fighter. She doesn't take no for an answer and she doesn't let anyone push her around. She's been through so much, but she hasn't given up, which I admire. She gives great advice and she's a great friend.~

Me: Honestly that was more than I expected. I was a little worried about you sitting back there the entire time, really quiet, but I think you made it. Unbeknownst to our primary cast, there have been two guest stars watching this ship's discussion who will be joining us now to give their opinion.  Please welcome........ Guys, where's my drum roll?

Kids: *drumroll*

Me: Tailgate and Cliffjumper!

Arcee: *deijvnarienouorpeoeaubpgi9???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????*

Bumblebee: .......?

*Tailgate and Cliffjumper appear*

Bulkhead: Not going to lie, this is getting pretty weird. 

Tailgate: Not as weird as it was watching. 

Cliffjumper: I'll say. 

Arcee: What....? I...Wh-?

Cliffjumper: I know, it doesn't make a ton of sense. We're just gonna roll with it. 

Arcee: ?????

Me: What do you guys think about Bumblebee and Arcee?

Tailgate & Cliffjumper: *look at each other* *shrug*

Tailgate: Oh, yeah. Definitely. 

Cliffjumper: Yeah. I think I could just about stand that. 

Arcee: But-

Cliffjumper: Listen, I'm dead. Tailgate is dead. We ain't ever coming back. You gotta start living at some point. 

Arcee: But I-

Tailgate: This really isn't up for discussion. Just date the guy already. 

Cliffjumper: Bye!

*Cliffjumper and Tailgate disappear*

Shockwave: The appearance of two dead bots is..... illogical. 

Me: You've been sitting next to Breakdown the entire time. 

Shockwave: He was dead? I'm losing track. 

Starscream: You're a little hopeless.

Me: Starscream, if you don't improve your attitude, you're joining Megatron. 

Starscream: Fine! Fine!

Me: Better. That was interesting. Next ship! 

A/N: Keep commenting ships! The more you comment, the more I'll update!