Pretend Bumblebee can talk.

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"Hey guys!" You yelled as you entered the Rec room at the N.E.S.T. base. Some of the soldiers looked up and waved, some said 'hello', and some didn't even look up.

You saw Dino's holoform and walked up to him. He was on the light brown leather couch reading a book.

There was only one word to describe his holoform: red. His hair was a bright cherry red, just as his alt mode was. His electric blue eyes were in major contrast to that of the rest of his outfit, which consisted of different shades of bright red. The only different coloured thing on him was his coal black shoes.

"Hey Dino!" You chirped as you sat next to him.

"Greetings Ms. (Y/n), how are you doing today?" He asked, looking up from his book.

"Doing fine, thanks for asking. You?" The holoform pondered the thought momentarily.

"Overall? Doing well. Currently? Bored." You both laughed.

"Well," you suggested, "I know what we could do." He raised an eyebrow. "Wait a moment- I need you to round up all of the bots. Tell them that there is going to be a big game of Uno."

"What is Uno, may I ask?" He politely questioned as he put his bookmark into the book.

"A card game. Ooo, what book you reading?" You asked, pointing to the paperback book in his hands.

"The Westing Game, Ellen Raskin," he responded. You nodded, remembering having to read it for a book report in middle school. "Well, I best be off to collect the other Autobots, yes?"

You nodded. "Yeah. Tell them to meet in the cafeteria in half an hour in holoform. Thanks Dino!" You yelled as you ran out of the room to grab all of the needed supplies.

On the way there, you also ran into Lennox, who was puzzled as to why all of the 'bots' holoforms were dragging each other to the cafeteria. Having explained that you were getting a huge game of Uno going, they agreed to come and help the Autobots understand Uno as well.

"Alright. Get these packs opened up for me please while I get this area cleaned up." Jamming about 20 packs of Uno cards in front of them, you didn't give them a chance to protest before you started moving tables out of the way.

In roughly 10 minutes, you had about half of the room cleared of tables. You turned around and saw Lennox and Epps had all of the card boxes opened and were now making their way towards the clearing.

Right when you were about to call Dino on his comm link, a large group of colorful holoforms entered.

"Alright guys! Who's here and who isn't?" You asked the crowd.

"The Arcees, Prime, Ratchet, and Jazz aren't here," said Sideswipe, walking up. He dragged his golden twin, Sunstreaker, with him.

"Alrighty then!" You chirped. "So we have Ironhide, Bumblebee, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Dino, Jolt, Skids, Mudflap, Lennox, Epps, and myself?" You asked no one as you looked at the swarm of humans before you.

"Alright everyone!" Yelled Lennox. Everyone continued to babble on about useless crap.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE! SHUT UP!" Yelled Sunstreaker. Everyone quickly shut their pie holes after that.

"Thank you Sunstreaker," you acknowledged the frontliner. "Now, we are going to be playing Uno today. Has anyone played before?" No one nodded their heads yes. "Alright, let's go over the rules. Dino, Skids, come up and help me please. You'll be used as a demonstration."

----time skip because I'm too lazy to write out the rules-----

You had everyone in a giant circle. You were next to Bumblebee and Sideswipe.

Everyone held 7 card in their hands. Ironhide put down a green 6. Dino put down a green block sign, skipping Sideswipe.

"Sideswipe do you love me?" You asked. He raised an eyebrow and nodded. You weren't lover, what you had was more of the brother-sister relationship. His brother was a completely different story, though.

You slapped down a green reverse in the pile, sending the turn back to his. He smiled happily before putting down a color changer and said "blue".

Dino hissed something under his breathe and reached into the middle deck to draw a card.

"Ooo, just stack them up. Keep on going. There we go, keep on adding! Oof, that's gotta hurt," commented Mudflap.

By the time he had finally plucked out a blue, he had 14 cards resting in his hand. He put the blue 8 down.

After everyone else had put down theirs, it was your turn. You put down a yellow add 4 on top.

"I trusted you!" Sideswipe said in mock hurt. Sunstreaker, who sat next to Bumblebee, scoffed.

"Shut it you slagger," he snarled at his twin.

He pulled out 4 cards and continued the game. When it had finally hit your turn, you pulled out your card- a color changer.

"Red!" You called out. Dino smirked. It was rather ironic- the human in red had literally almost all red cards.

After about 10 minutes, you had acquired nearly 10 cards. Bumblebee had 3, Sideswipe had 9, Dino had 4, Ironhide had 4, Mudflap had 3, Skids had 15(luck of the draw folks), Jolt had 8, Lennox had 7, as did Epps, and Sunstreaker was down to 1. You smirked devilishly and looked at Sunstreaker.

You plucked the green 7 from your hand and smacked it down on top. You were surprised that no one had put down a 0, or just hadn't gotten one.

Sunstreaker visibly gulped.

"Sunstreaker, come here~," you said in a song-song voice. "Remember what I said would happen if someone played a 7~?" He nodded and swore in Cybertronian.

You gave him your deck and he gave you his. A blue 0 is what it was.

"What's she have?" Asked Bumblebee.

"I DO-" Sunstreaker cut you off.

"BLUE 0! (Y/n) HAS A BLUE 0!" He yelled. Why hadn't you thought to add a rule about no telling other what people had?

Once the turn ran around, Sideswipe put down a red 0. He forgot what direction it was going so your one card went to...Bumblebee.

You ended up with Sideswipe's astonishing 22 cards (this is why you need to play smart people!). You had, you guessed it, only darned blues. And no reverses or skips. Or 7s. Or freaking 0s for that matter!

Sighing madly, you put down a blue 8. Bumblebee smiled knowingly and put his card on top of the pile.

You began to mentally panic, remembering what you had said earlier.

"Winner picks their own prize."

'Darn it,' you thought.

"Okay," Bumblebee said, standing up. "I want... a kiss from (Y/n)."

The rest of the 'bots clapped, because they had know about his crush on you and were happy that he had finally done something about it.

You blushed madly, putting the ripest and reddest of tomatoes to shame.

"I-er, uhhhhh," you lost track of what you were going to say when you say that all eye were on you.

Shaking your head, you grabbed Bumblebee's holoform's shirt collar and pulled him in for a kiss.

The both of you melted into the kiss quickly, closing your eyes and forgetting that there were other people around. You opened your (e/c) eyes and they met the icy blue ones of Bumblebee.

"Come on," Bumblebee said, grabbing your hand and dragging you away from the ever growing crowd.

'How did a game of Uno get me here?' You wondered as the scenery of the N.E.S.T. base flew by.

You two eventually stopped when he reached his car form. You leaned against one of the doors, and he did the same next to you.

"I..." You didn't finish your thought though, because he began talking.

"Listen (Y/n), I like you a lot, like a like like you a real lot, and I was wondering if you would maybe, I dunno, be my...girlfriend?" He asked, getting quieter as he continued to talk, barley audible when he finished his question.

You answered his question by bribing him into another kiss. When you broke apart, he looked at you.

"I take that as a yes, I suppose?" He asked, slightly laughing.

"Then I suppose it does," you responded.