Sam

Being Sam, he got hurt on the daily, so when he comes crying to you because of a paper cut you have to make a joke.

"Y/n help it hurts!"

"You've been shot at, almost killed, and thrown into walls...you're crying over that?"

"Shut up and help me."

Bee

He's a complete baby around you when he gets hurt. Bee scraped his knee in his holoform twice. Difference? Once was around the others and he acted all macho, the other was around you.

"Bee it's not that bad!"

"I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm alive but I'm dead!"

"you're ok!"

Optimus

This man. This flipping man. He has to act like he's not hurt even if his arm is dangling from one wire. He won't cry, scream, or make a fuss while you...

"GSBEHSBTXNDNXMRJSGJSV!"

"Honey I'm fine."

Ratchet

He normal when he's hurt, your both pretty chill unless it's major...

"WHO HURT YOU?!"

"I slipped and cut my hand, I'm fine."

"IT'S ALMOST AMPUTATED! IT'S HANGING ON BY THE SKIN."

Jazz

With this man it's always a twisted ankle.

"I told you even if the song says 'Dancing on the stairs' you don't dance on the stairs."

"Why don't we just dance?"

"Babe, no."

Megatron

No matter how serious, he'll say he's fine. You don't believe him one bit and make him take a weeks break while you take over his duties. You are a lot worse than him when it comes to punishments and ruling, nobody but him likes it when you take over.

Soundwave

Oh. My. Goodness. This man clings to you like a koala. No matter if it's just a small cut, he needs cuddles. He doesn't care if others are there, he just wants you and cuddles.