[in a forest bumblebee and blitz are staring at the dark sky]

Bumblebee: so love the dark sky

Blitz: [sighs] yeah a lot actually how about you?

Bumblebee: oh me well, how was your day?

Blitz: well it's calm and nice at the same time so this is the place where you and Lonna go to huh?

Bumblebee: yeah sometimes we do

Blitz: question

Bumblebee: hmm?

Blitz: where do you come?

Bumblebee: well I come from a place called cybertron which got eviscerated by war

Blitz: well I lost my mom in that fire which I don't talk about actually

Bumblebee: when did that happen?

Blitz: well a fall out with a friend I guess which caused that incident to happen

Bumblebee: well I have a mom that didn't die twice

Blitz: really what's her name

Bumblebee: Elita one

Blitz: OK how tall is she?

Bumblebee: well for starters she is a very tall hyper thicc femme that has ginormous massive boobies and those ginormous massive thicc round thighs and heck she even has a ginormous massive booty
Blitz: how tall your mom is?

Bumblebee: yes blitz that's how tall she is and she gets overjoyed and well sometimes worried when I'm injured or hurt by the way and well sometimes get drunken up by some random bots that she is sensitive about

Blitz: oh then who is your dad?

Bumblebee: my dad's name is Optimus Prime he is the wises and most important father to me of the whole world so what about yours?

Blitz: ugh don't get me started with him. He was the worst of my life.

Bumblebee: oh so I'm guessing you had a bad life back then

Blitz: yeah pretty much

Bumblebee: i'm really sorry how you feel

Blitz: it's OK. It happens to me sometimes when I rethink these memories

Bumblebee: yeah I thought so too

Blitz: so elita one what was she like to you?

Bumblebee: trust me she's let's just say like a worried overjoyed woman I guess well sometimes when I was a sparkling my mom was always

good and happy at the same time sometimes when she accidentally gases and I go into a coma, then recharging back up I guess.

Blitz: how long did you survived that?

Bumblebee: well, let's just say 1000 times of well twice

Blitz: damn dude really

Bumblebee: yes really but at least I survive all the time from that I guess

Blitz: well at least I didn't have my mom had accidents every time when I was a baby

Bumblebee: well, I'm glad you didn't

Blitz: yeah well it's personal

Bumblebee: yeah I get a lot of hugs from my mom when I'm mushed into her ginormous massive boobies sometimes

Blitz: and you don't die from that?

Bumblebee: nope I don't. I never die from that

Blitz: well I'm glad to have this conversation with you

Bumblebee: me too, blitz me too

Blitz: [brings out a fist bump] fist bump

Bumblebee: [fist bump] sure fist bump

[bumblebee gives blitz a fist bump]

Bumblebee and blitz: [chuckling]

Bumblebee: so wanna go for jokes

Blitz: well why not? [he said as the screen turns black]

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