Everyone is gathered in the main room. Everyone is currently talking with each other, not noticing the small creator trying to call their attention.

Me: Hello? *waving my hands furiously*

Me: HELLO!?

The creator grumbles as she taps Soundwave by his foot. Soundwave leans down as the creator whispers something in his ear. His expression quickly changes as he suddenly gets everyone's attention

Soundwave: *alarm noise*

Everyone covered their audio receptors as Soundwave stopped playing the screeching alarm clock.

Illusion:《what the fuck Soundwave!?》

Soundwave points down to the creator who is currently glaring at everyone.

Me: Listen, you jerks! I have someone special for you all to meet.

The creator teleports a small cassette (to Cybertronians). Everyone looks at the small cassette, curious.

Rachet: Where did you get a cassette?

Me: Just made her

WheelJack: It's a femme?

Me: Yes, and I want one of you guys to adopt her. When she wakes up from her nap.

Illusion:《yh, I'm not part of this.》

Illusion leaves the room, as the others gather around the cassette.

Shockwave: I think the logical decision is to give her to Soundwave. He has three cassettes.

Bumblebee: |But what if she doesn't like him?|

Me: That's my point. It's better if we let her decide who'll keep her.

The cassette then transforms, waking up from her nap.

???: [Ngh- what the-?]

The cassette looks at the giant Cybertronians before her, all looking at her. She quickly transforms back into a cassette.

Me: welp- she's scared now. Good luck *disappears*

Megatron pokes the small cassette, who is currently not enjoying the attention.

Megatron: Transform back, you idiot. We're deciding who's gonna take care of you.

The cassette detransforms, looking back at the others before scoffing.

???: [I don't need an owner to tell me what to do!]

WheelJack looks at her before kneeling down in front of her.

WheelJack: Tell us your name, at least...

???: [...It's Hazard]

Rachet: That's an odd name for a cassette like you

Hazard: [I named myself]

The others look at each other before deciding to whisper to each other.

Bumblebee: |how do we decide who'll keep her?|

O.P.: Like the creator said, let her decide

Soundwave lets his cassettes out to talk with her.

Rumble: Hey, look, a newbie

Hazard: [Fuck off]

Frenzy: I like her

*Rumble glares at Frenzy as Lazerbeak looks at Hazard with curiosity*

Breakdown: she seems to like the other cassettes I think...

KnockOut: Hazard looks like she came out of a war...

Mirage: Let's just try to get along with Hazard, see if she's compatible with atleast one of us

First attempt: The Autobots

Arcee: Hey Hazard

Hazard: [ugh, what?]

Arcee: seen my visor?

Hazard: [No]

Arcee leaves to go ask the other, not knowing Hazard is playing with her supposed visor.

Later:

WheelJack: GET HER!

Rachet and WheelJack are trying to grab Hazard after her supposed prank from earlier. Rachet throws a wrench at her but misses due to her small size.

Rachet: There!

Both Rachet and WheelJack jump towards her, but she avoids them both as the crash into each other. She escaped.

Even later:

Bumblebee: |WHERE'S THE SCRAPLET!?!?|

Optimus is currently holding Bumblebee by his arms as CliffJumper and Mirage are grabbing onto him as well. Hazard is silently laughing as she holds a scraplet puppet in her hand.

Second attempt: The Decepticons

Megatron: WHERE'S THAT GLITCH!?

Megatron is looking for Hazard, who supposedly drew on him while he was sleeping.

Hazard: [lol]

Later:

KnockOut is having a tantrum as Hazard ruined his finish. Breakdown was trying to grab the little brat, but she escaped through the vents. She's currently above Shockwave's lab when the vent below her opened, and she fell on top of Shockwave, who was pouring in a dangerous chemical.

Somewhere on the other side of the ship:

Starscream: Have you seen that little rat? She bit my hand and wings a while ago.

Soundwave: /no?/

A loud explosion is heard on the other side of the ship.

Starscream: Hazard

Soundwave: /Hazard/

The next day:

The Autobots and Decepticons are arguing with each other with what to do with Hazard.

Rachet: SHE SEEMS TO FIT WITH YOU GUYS PERFECTLY!!!

Megatron: YOU KEEP THE ANNOYING BRAT!!!

CliffJumper: SHE'S BETTER OFF DEAD WITH YOU GUYS!!!

Bumblebee: |DON'T BE RUDE CLIFFJUMPER!!!|

Hazard is currently sitting behind the lock door, hearing their conversation.

Illusion:《What the hell is going on in there!?》

Hazard moves her helm towards Illusion. She stares at her, in awe of how cool she looked.

Illusion:《um- hello?》

Illusion waves her hand towards Hazard, who was still mesmerized by her. She suddenly snaps back to reality as she quickly bows a bit.

Hazard: [Sorry for my manners. My name is Hazard]

Illusion:《Illusion. The creator told me you were supposed to pick some bot to be your guardian pr something》

Hazard: [I don't need a guardian. I'm fine on my own.]

Illusion seems to be intrigued by her answer.

Illusion:《So you're a little rebel, huh?》

Hazard nods her head as Illusion puts her hand down.

Illusion:《Us rebels should stick together》

Hazard sits on her hand as Illusion puts her on her shoulder.

Illusion:《you and I are gonna get along very well》

Illusion enters the room to still hear the Autobots and Decepticons arguing with each other.

Illusion:《what are these dorks arguing about?》

Hazard points at herself.

Illusion:《Idiots》

Illusion whistles loudly, getting all their attention.

Illusion:《done arguing you idiots?》

Megatron: Why the hell are you holding that rat?

Illusion glares at him as she pats Hazard's head.

Illusion:《She's my cassette now. Shut the fuck up now》

Illusion leaves as Hazard flips them off.

Starscream: What a pair

Soundwave looks towards Illusion, who is currently getting along very well with Hazard.

Soundwave: /you're right. They're a perfect pair/

Soundwave pats Lazerbeak, who was sitting on his shoulder as Rumble and Frenzy were hanging on his back, giggling.

Me: *pops out* I'm back and I brought Ravage back *pops Ravage back into existence*

Soundwave: /MY BABY!/

Ravage jumps towards Soundwave, snuggling against his chassis, Soundwave crying.

Me: Happy ending for Soundwave! I await your asks and dares. *disappears*