Ask:

Me: That's Soundwave's job

S.W.: />:3/

Me: He's the only one who knows everyone's crushes. Except Illusion and Shockwave

S.W.: /Their EM fields are very tight-/

Dare:

First, Megatron x Starscream

Starscream: no

Megatron: yes

Starscream: NO

Megatron: Y-

Illusion shoves Megatron to kiss Starscream

Starscream: !!!

Illusion: 《Call me when you get pregnant》

She leaves

Next, WheelJack x Rachet

WheelJack: sunshine~

Rachet: For the last time, don't call me-

WheelJack captures him in a passionate kiss, catching Rachet by surprise. Rachet melts into the kiss as WheelJack wraps his servos around his waist.

Illusion: 《welp- they don't need my help》

Next, Optimus P. x Bumblebee

Bee is trying to kiss Optimus, but he's too short.

Illusion: 《get on your tippy toes》

Bumblebee: |I AM|

Optimus being a very patient boi for Bee

Illusion grabs Bee and holds him up to be on Optimus's head level.

Bumblebee: |thanks...|(>//////<)

Illusion: 《just hurry up-》

Next, KnockOut x Breakdown

Moaning in the background

Illusion: 《uh- no》

Next, CliffJumper x Arcee

CliffJumper: Please?

Arcee: No

CliffJumper: Pretty please?~

Arcee: cute- but still no

Illusion: 《it's just a kiss bro-》

It took them 3 hours to get Arcee to give him a small peck. :')

Lastly, pretty much the best, Wavewave~

Soundwave: /noo/

Illusion quietly shoving him towards Shockwave's Lab.

Illusion: 《it's just a kiss. It's not like the cyclops would get aroused or something》

She shoves him into the lab.

Illusion: 《Get it over with》

She closes the door and leans against a wall.

Inside:

Soundwave: /um- Shockwave?/

Shockwave: yes?

Shockwave was working on a project, which one, no one knows.

Soundwave: /um-...../

Shockwave: ?

Soundwave: /I'm sorry-/

Shockwave: Soundwave, what are you-

Soundwave kisses him, his visor pressing against Shockwave's optic. The kiss quickly ended with Soundwave pulling away and retreating to the door. Shockwave grabs him before he could open the door.

Soundwave: /wha-/

Shockwave pins him down onto a medical berth, probably to torture experiments or something.

Shockwave: You're not done here

Soundwave: /°\\\\°/

Outside:

Illusion: 《How long does it take to kiss bro-》

Welp, that's that. LunaTheWerewolf73142 Hope you enjoyed this chapter. It has been months since my last post. Keep commenting :3