Optimus: what can be so bad with your uncle visiting here in Detroit?

He asked

CircuitJack: more importantly.... What is an uncle?

She asked as the rest of the autobots looked at Kai, Felicity & Leela

Kai: you met my dad, right?

Leela: well basically, Woody Johnson is just a brother of Kai's dad.

Felicity: and that make's kai's mom, woody's sister-in-law. It's a family thing, just always been that way for years.

Bulkhead: .....(tilts head) ok. But still, Kai, why were you all.... jittery when you told us that Woody is visiting?

He asked as Kai sighed in defeat

Kai: 1, he's the head ranger of a national park called ''Brickleberry'', it's located in a town called Hazelhurst. 2, what's bad about him visiting is because last time me and my friends went to visit that park, I found this VHS Tape of (shivers) Woody doing this weird thing with a sock he made based off of Jar Jar from star wars.

He said as he pulled out said tape and put it in a nearby VCR, which was very dusty to be honest, and then the tv turned on and played the tape

(this video)

https://youtu.be/PEnqSzS7hY8

After the video ended, Felicity & Leela were just looking away while having nervous looks, but as for the Autobots, they had very disgusted looks on their faceplates

WheelJack: if us Cybertronians had the capability to puke, mine would be right over there.

He said as he pointed at the base's dusty/decommissioned assembly line

Kai: yeah ok, just don't leave the base while he's here, ok?

(HONK HONK!!!)

As they heard the honking, they looked outside the window and see the ranger's arriving in front of the base

Kai: Oh God. I got to put on this hat my uncle sent me.

He said as he put his hat on in a hurry, which had a woody Johnson with AK-47s printed on it

Bumblebee: why would he send you that hat?

Kai: I have no idea why, just stay in here.

He said as he, felicity & leela walked out of the base and the autoboots stared through the windows and see Woody stepping out of the van as Malloy (the talking bear) walked out as woody said

Woody: WOODY JOHNSON, EVERYBODY!!!

He announced

Malloy: nice joke, I missed being cancelled.

(BACK INSIDE)

Prowl: did that bear just talk?

Bumblebee & Hotshot stared at him

Hotshot: what do you even know about bears?

Prowl: enough that they don't talk.

Bumblebee: fair enough

(BACK OUTSIDE)

Woody then pulled out his phone and sees he has bars now

Woody: nice reception. Denzel, Steve, get our stuff out of the vans, Pronto!!!

Denzel stared at steve

Denzel: (mutters) I'm going to kill that cracker one day.

He and steve then took their stuff out of the trunks of their vehicles

Kai: so....how long will you all be visiting?

Woody: visiting? We're moving in!!!!

He announced, which made Kai, Felicity & Leela shocked

(like this)

Then Kai fainted with mouth foaming up like a rabid animal

(SHAMELESS BIT TIME)

We see kai, who is playing a ALIEN XENOMORPH arcade game, then looked at the camera after finishing the game

Kai: that's right, my uncle is FREAKING Moving in Detroit, the city where me and my friends live in.... and yes, we're doing that opening bit they do in that show called ''shameless'', deal with it.

(BACK TO THE STORY)

Kai then woke up and sees he's on the couch inside of the autobot base and he sees Felicity, Leela & the bots staring at him

Kai: what happened?

Leela: you fainted and started foaming up, right after your uncle said he and his rangers are moving in with us.

She answered while being shocked still

Felicity: and before you say anything about them, they're still outside. We told them to wait there until you woke up.

Then suddenly....

Woody: WHAT THE SHIT!!!???

The gang turned around and see the brickleberry cast staring at the autobots in shock, then steve just fainted after he pissed his pants like a pathetic loser

Denzel: (wide eyes) ...damn.

Then woody was getting scared at seeing literal giant robots in front of him & his rangers

Ethel: what the hell are you!!??

Ratchet: we should ask you the same thing about her!!!

He yelled as he pointed at Connie, who frowned

Connie: (sadly) aw.

Then kai walked up to them

Kai: it's... kind of a long story. But since you are moving in, I guess there's plenty of time to tell you about the autobots.