Ace: You got to be kidding me.

Simmons: All right, meat store's closed! Everybody out! Out, right now!

Shelby: Of course you would name yourself robo-warrior.

He started to kick everyone out of the store, I was surprised to see him again.

Leo: Wait a minute. You know this guy?

Sam: We're old friends.

Simmons: Old friends? You're the case that shut down Sector Seven, got the kibosh, disbanded. No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing.
All 'cause of you and your little criminal girlfriend and the Captains sister Look at her now, so mature.

Women: Moron! Where's the whitefish?

Man: Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.

Simmons: Yakov!

Man:What?

Simmons: You don't get Christmas bonuses standing around! You want those new teeth you saw on SkyMall?

Man: It's my dream.

Simmons: Help her out.

Shelby: You live with your mama?

Simmons: No, my mama lives with me. It's a big difference. They got your face all over the news,
alien boy.

Sam: Yeah, I know.

Simmons: And NBE One's still kicking, huh? How did that happen?

We stayed quiet, I didn't want to remember about Optimus death.

Simmons: Don't answer.I don't know what you're hiding, but I don't want anything to do with it. So, good-bye. You never saw me. I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.

Sam: Can you give me five seconds?

Ace: Look, hold on, we need your help.

Simmons: Really? You need my help?

Sam: I need... Look, I am slowly losing my mind. Okay, I had a little crab-bot, plunged a device deep into the soft tissues of my brain and started projecting little alien symbols like a freaking home movie! And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive. So, you think you got it rough?

Simmons: You said it projected images off your brain?
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We went to this meat locker then went to this base meant and saw lots of files all over the place.

Simmons: Okay, Cube-brain. Any of these look like the symbols you saw?

He started to show us pictures of some symbols and Sam looked at him surprised.

Ace: Where'd you get these?

Simmons: Before I got fired, I poached S-7's crown jewel, over 75 years of alien research, which points to one inescapable fact.

He started to climb to get more files to show us and we looked at him amazed.

Simmons: The Transformers, they've been here a long, long time. How do I know archeologists found these unexplained markings in ancient ruins all over the world.

He started to place some pictures on the table and they all had different but similar symbols.
 
Simmons: China. Egypt. Greece.

We then started to see some video of archeologist's standing next to these symbols.

Simmons: Shot in 1932. These the symbols you're seeing in your head?
 
Sam: Yeah.

Simmons: Same ones over here, right?

Shelby: Holy shit

Simmons: So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same things? Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.

He grabbed a folder that was in front of me and started to geek out.

Simmons: Check this out. Project Black Knife. Robots in disguise, hiding here all along.
We detected radioactive signatures all across the country. I pleaded on my knees with S-to investigate it, but they said the readings were infinitesimal,
that I was obsessed. Me. Can you imagine that?
 
Sam: Yeah. Megatron said that there was another Energon source here.

Ace:  On Earth. Another source?

Sam: On Earth. Okay? And that these symbols, maps in my head, would lead him there.

Simmons: You talk to your Autobot friends about this?
 
Sam: No, no, no, the source is before them. Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. It's before them.

Simmons:So, it comes before them.

Sam: Correct.

Simmons: Well, then we're porked, unless we can talk to a Decepticon. I mean, I'm not on speaking terms with them.

Mikaela: Actually, I am.

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I decided to stay with Bee as the others went to talk to the Decepticon.

Bee: Still feeling, gloomy, little lady.

Ace: Of course I am. It's only a day. I would do anything to bring Optimus back. Not only cause of my feelings for him but he's a hero Bee. He is the only one that can save our race you know.

Bee: I know what, you mean, I miss, the big boss as well.

I looked at my lap and noticed I was still in shorts. If I ever fall I would probably get scratched up badly. I looked out the window and saw Sam walking towards us.

Ace: Looks like their finished

Sam: We're going to Washington!

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We started to get out of the car and saw a museum.

Simmons: Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there. All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.

Simmons got behind a car and ripped his pants off I immediately looked away disgusted. Bee's holoform came out and covered Shelby's eyes.

Ace: Where is the bleach!

Shelby: Hey come on Bee! I wanna make fun of him!

Bee just dragged her inside of the car. It made me think that she wasn't going with us.
 
Simmons: Hold those.

Sam:What is that?

Simmons: What? I wear them when I'm in a funk.

Ace: Just hurry and out your clothes in *Shivers*

Simmons: So does Giambi, Jeter. It's a baseball thing. Okay.

Ace: You don't play basketball though!

He simply ignored me and looked at his watch.

Simmons: Watches synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder.You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name.

He threw a bottle of pills at me, I was cautious about them.

Simmons: Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue. It's the high-concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies.

Ace: (Oreo's really? That's fucking crazy. I somehow love Oreos now)

Simmons: Tricks the polygraph every time. Okay. Now, let's get this show on the road.

He got a taser and turned it on, that started to scare Leo.

Leo: No, listen, I can't do this. I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys. I'm not gonna do this.

Ace: For fuck sakes!

Leo: Look! Guards have guns. I don't want to die.

Simmons: Kid, kid, kid.

He started to bump his chest towards Leo pinning him next to a car.

Simmons: You compromise this mission, you are dead to me. Now look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter.
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Sam, Mikaela and I started to hide in a plane as the museum started to close.

Ace: Alright. It's clear.

We got out of out hiding spot and started to look around. Simmons caught up with us and Sam started to look through his bag.

Simmons: We just downed five guards. Five guards. Get your stuff and get out of here.

Sam: Give me a second here.

Simmons: I got to get the tracker, all right.

Mikaela released the small Decepticon but not before threatening him. We started around trying to find the 'bot that could help us.
 
Mikaela: Look, look. Follow him. Follow him. He knows where he's going.

We started to follow the small 'bot and then eventually saw this big airplane.

???: There he is.This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board!

The small Decepticon looked at Sam and Sam started to get closer to the airplane.
 
???: Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen.

The shard Sam had immediately went flying to the air plane in front of us. Oh I started to follow Sam and started to check out the airplane until I saw a familiar symbol.

Ace: It's a Decepticon! MOVE YOUR ASS!

We started to back away from the Decepticon, once it fully transformed it started to make a mess all over the place.

Ace: Oh not good!

Jetfire: Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!

???: I tell you, this guy did not age well.

Mikaela: I don't think he's gonna hurt us.

Ace: He better not
 
Jetfire: I command these doors to open. Fire! I said, fire!

He ended up destroying the door and I cringed. I felt bad for who ever was going to have to fix this. We started to chase after him and saw Bee coming towards us.

Ace: Look, we just want to talk!
 
Jetfire: I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?

Sam: Earth.

Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."

Ace: This guy...
 
Jetfire: Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on?

Ace: Uh yes
 
Jetfire: Who's winning?

Sam: The Decepticons.

Jetfire: Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.

Sam: What do you mean, changed sides?

Ace: Is it a choice?

Jetfire: Yes, it's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate? 

???: You mean you don't have to work for those miserable, freaking Decepticons? 

Jetfire: If Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe.

The small robot started to make his way towards Mikaela.

???:I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides, too, warrior goddess. Who's your little Autobot?

Mikaela: You're cute. 

Wheelie: Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name.

Wheelie started to hump Mikaela's leg, I started to laugh a bit, Sam in the other hand did not seem pleased.
 
Sam: What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?

Mikaela: At least he's faithful, Sam.

Ace: Oh...Damn.

Sam: Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted.

He started to kick wheelie off of him and pushed him away from Mikaela.

Sam: Can you just... Can you stop?

Sam some how manage to annoy Jetfire and we all got scared as he started to come close to us. Jetfire then started to talk about his ancestors. He then farted and a parachute came out of his ass making him fall backwards. We all started to run towards him.

Sam: I think we can help each other. You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know, I do.

Leo: I don't think he knows anything. Honestly, I don't.

Sam and I looked at him unamused and then Sam turned me around and started to look through my backpack.

Sam: Do you have a knife?

Ace: Yes is should be all the way in the bottom.

He finally took it out along with some of my snacks. He opened the bag and started to eat as he drew symbols on the floor.

Ace: Alright then don't ask me if you wanted some or anything......bitch.
 
Sam: I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind and Megatron wants what's in my mind. Him and someone called the Fallen.

Jetfire: The Fallen? I know him.

Ace: Good! Spill the details out!

Jetfire: He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon. He's terrible to work for. It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis. These transcriptions, they were part of my mission, the Fallen's search. I remember now, for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.

He was talking way too fast and it was hard to understand him.

Ace: Slow down old man.

Sam: Yeah! Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key? What are you talking about?

Jetfire No time to explain. Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!

Ace: WAIT WHAT?!!