First bit - 

No

My name is not Samantha

I was very close to being named that, and it is the name of a deceased family member before I was born

but no

My name is a secret

(even though my parents occasionally call me that, or "Samwize Gamgee") 

But no

(huehuehue sorry Stalkerpai BUT NOT THIS TIME)

also

FRICK GUYS

SO THIS RESTAURANT IS OPENING IN MY SMOL TOWN

AND

THEY INVITED A BUNCH OF BIG IMPORTANT PEOPLE + MY DAD TO IT (my dad is big important I guess)

AND THEIR FAMILIES CAN COME

SO MY DAD WANTS TO TAKE ME

THEY HAVE GOOD FOOD

AND IT WILL BE FREE

BUT

THEY GAVE MONEY TO ANTI-LGBQ+ THINGS

SO

I HAVE NO IDEA IF I WANT TO GO OR NOT

HELP PLEASE

ANYONE

PLEASE FAST I HAVE TO LEAVE IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS IF I GO

OR I CAN STAY BEHIND AND PLAY AROUND

(oh i also have a crap ton of homework that I should probably do hehehe.)