FWFWB

patrickstump: my best friend already has a boyfriend! :)

brendonurie: f

codycarson: aww

tylerjoseph: this is so sad, patrick deserves coochie more than any of us

billiejoearmstrong: i will fight anyone for you patrick

gerardway: same ^

patrickstump: maybe its a good thing. maybe he and i are meant to stay good friends?

awstenknight: OH FUCK THAT SHIT 

brendonurie: someone stop him

awstenknight: GIVE ME A NAME AND LOCATION I GOT YOU BB

vicfuentes: awsten doesn't believe in love but yet he still helps patrick

patrickstump: i'm special ^-^

kellinquinn: maybe we don't commit murder?

codycarson: lame

tylerjoseph: ^

billiejoearmstrong: where and whats his name? i promise i won't kill him, i just want to stalk his instagram

gerardway: yeah patrick we "promise"

patrickstump: he lives in new jersey

gerardway: yo i live there!

patrickstump: and his name is mikey way

gerardway: oh shit i gotta blast

codycarson: wait-

brendonurie: i feel like something big was revealed but i also wasn't paying attention what

awstenknight:

awstenknight: alright i found him and now we're friends, sorry patrick

tylerjoseph: is his name on your shirt?

awstenknight: LISTEN-

billiejoearmstrong: ...

patrickstump: what the fuck is happening

gerardway: awsten, wait a minute- don't you live in texas?

awstenknight: YES

gerardway: and you're in new jersey?

awstenknight: YES

kellinquinn: ...

billiejoearmstrong: I'm turning my location off for the rest of my life, thanks awsten