FWFWB

brendonurie: real talk for all the single ladies out there

awstenknight: NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP 🙌

codycarson: up in the club club 

billiejoearmstrong: just broke up up

tylerjoseph: I'm doing my own little thing

gerardway: you decided to dip dip

patrickstump: but now you wanna trip trip

alexgaskarth: hello?

brendonurie: oh shit waddup

kellinquinn: wh-

awstenknight: CAN I SING KRYPTONITE PLS

gerardway: NO

awstenknight: WHY NOT 

billiejoearmstrong: CAUSE ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT MR

codycarson: Billie really said *dad noises*

billiejoearmstrong: take that back you little-

alexgaskarth: wow, fun

tylerjoseph: well I'm gonna "go to sleep" to avoid talking to y'all so ✌️

patrickstump: goodnight!

billiejoearmstrong: omg hi patrick! how was your day?

awstenknight: HOW WAS DAY ONE OF MURDERING GERARD'S BROTHER?

gerardway: Awsten-

awstenknight: AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

patrickstump: we did it in the dark...

kellinquinn: I'm lost

codycarson: hold on-

brendonurie: patrick got dick y'all 

patrickstump: I don't want to talk about it

gerardway: does Mikey know?

patrickstump: I don't think so and I feel horrible 

billiejoearmstrong: wait, what did you do in the dark?

codycarson: they did it

patrickstump: I kissed him cause he was crying and I feel bad but I don't and I don't know ahhh and we did not do whatever you nasty people were thinking 

brendonurie: patrick get your head out of the gutter yeesh

alexgaskarth: oop