Paramore fans, this ones for you! Welcome to the Hard Times Cafe in Virginia! When I originally saw this place online I thought it was a cafe with coffee and cookies, etc. Now that we are here in person well... I guess I am wrong. Instead it is described as, "Local chain dishing up chili dishes, wings & burgers in a simple setting with flat-screen TVs." Disappointing? No! I love me some good buffalo wings or spicy chili!

But "sports on TV"?

Not happening.

Physical activity is bad enough. Watching others be physically active in a bar while surrounded by drunk middle aged men is so much worse.

Do we have any techies here? Could somebody go into the back and hack into their TV system so we can watch Paramore music videos on repeat? Thanks! Here's a cookie for your payment.

But before we have some dinner I will expect everybody to wear the proper apparel. No, I don't mean sports jerseys. I will be handing out Hard Times glasses from the music video. Start with these.

Then I will pass out blue and yellow make up for our eyes and we'll top it all off with a nice red jacket. All free of course! Enjoy dinner. Pigging out is highly encouraged.