Tsuru: Have you ever caught a kebishi?

Ugui: *shook*

Ichigo: No

Tsuru: have you ever tried to not be rare?

Kousetsu: nah nah

Tsuru: Alright. I can see that i have to teach you how to be RARE TACHI 4.
*plays trumpet*

Them: HAI!!

*rythm plays*

Ugui, Ichigo, Kousetsu: WE ARE NUMBER 4!!

Tsuru: o yea... *sings* Here's a little lesson in 101 bishie, This all go down in History. If you wanna be rare tachi number 4, you gotta catch lots of saniwa hearts!

Them: *sneaking around*

Tsuru: follow my steps and sneak around be careful not to make a sound!

Ichigo: *steps on ofuda*

Tsuru: DONT TOUCH THAT!!

*rythm plays again*

Hori: *running* RUNNING FOR KANE-SAN.

Them: *catching him*

*back to song*

Tsuru: look at this net! That i just found! With our net, WE WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN.

Hori: *passes by*

Ichigo, Ugui, Kousetsu: *throws net on Tsuru*

Tsuru: WHAT!.! !?! THROW IT ON HIM NOT ME!! UUURGH lets try something else.

.....

Tsuru: *crossdresses as saniwa*

Hori: Aruji Hi!

Tsuru: hi :3 pls help me Hori.

Hori: okie. *helps*

Tsuru: here, have a dango!

Hori: thankie! *eats* *poisoned*

Tsuru: HAHAHAHHAHA!!

Kashuu and Yasu: *saw them* oh no.

Tsuru: WE ARE NUMBER 4 HAHAHA!!
Them 4: *flower 4 stoof* o baby baby baby~~~

Hmmmmmmmmmm -_____-