Urashima: *wakes up*

Jiji: *looks at him*

Urashima: *derp retarded voice* JIJI.

Jiji: *starts laughing like a gay derp*

Atsu and Yagen: *opens door* *sees Urashima* *derp retarded voice* URASHIMA.

Urashima: *derp retarded whining*

Atsu and Yagen and Urashima: *derp retarded celebration*

*door opens*

Urashima: *derp retarded voice* DERDERNERKEH.

Doudanuki: *high pitched retarded voice* *claps hands*

Mitsutada: *shows up* *sounds like a gay dude* Mmmmmmmmmm...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Yoshiyuki: *shows up*

Urashima: *derp retarded voice* YERSHERYERKEEEH.

Yoshiyuki: *smiles slowly* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaah.

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Reference at above if u need to know how the retarded voices sound like.