Touken Ranbu but Cartoon network

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Hachisuka: We interupt this program to bring you.... NAKI THE INTROVERT FOX SHOW!! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Tsurumaru who lives in the middle of No where with his husband, Ichigo Hitofuri!

Ichigo: *angry derp* YAAARRRRRR

Hachisuka: but creepy stuff happens in no where... It's up to Naki to save his new home!!

Naki: *carries both Naki and Ichigo* *intense screaming*

*tv switches off*

Ichigo: STUPID FOX!! YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD. *puts on a mask* AAAAH BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

Naki: *wheezes*

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Mitsubishi: Sugar...Spice...and Everything nice... These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect bishie swords.. but professor Yagen added an extreme ingredient to the concussion...CHEMICAL X.

Yagen: *flies across the room* ..... *smiles in success*

Mitsubishi: thus the powerbuff spears were born! Using their ultra super muscles, Tonbo, Nihongo, and Otegine, dedicate their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!!

*dun dun dundundun dun duuunn!!

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Yagen: Spears pls behave urselves.

Tonbo: i am sorry, Professor. We are irresponsible!

Otegine: AAAAAARGH THIS IS STUPID!! I NEED TO PUNCH!! *bullies Nihongo*

Nihongo: *cries while holding octopus plushie* ;A;

Kbc: oh hey ppl!!

Them spears: GASP. ITS THE GLOW KBC!!

Nihongo: i want some cake tho...

Otegine: NO ONE CARES!!!!!

Nihongo: *cries*

Iwatooshi: *lol u can't see his face because he's miss bellum* THE KBC R TERRORIZING THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING!!

Imano: *le mayor* lets call the Sanmeisou!!

Dundundundundudnundun!!

Donut: *kidnaps Imano*

Imano: *cries*

Iwatooshi: *gasp*

Tonbo: NOT SO FAST.

Otegine: MOJO--

Nihongo: JOJO!!

Donut: ........ uuuh... *sings Ura Omote lovers instead because he can't think of anything fast to say* *then Kira laughs lol*

Otegine: *madly attacks cause Buttercup* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Tonbo and Nihongo: *does the same*

Donut: *ded*

Hori: man what happened to school omg.

Spears: we're sorry Ms. Keanne.

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Oodenta: *is le grim reaper*

Yoshiyuki: *derp laughing*

Yaman: *emo ness* .....

Yoshiyuki: yooooooo Grim!! Yooooooooo Mandy!

Yaman: .....i hate you. -_-

Oodenta: yea. I'm just gonna mess up your minds...that's pretty much it.

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Mitsubishi: o yeaaaaaaa hey Rigby.

Kuri: eeeey Mordecai

Both: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Sengo: *skipping*

Mitsubishi: ey Whassup Skips.

Sengo: the usual.

Aoe: *floats* O YEA.

Kakaka: *strips and acts like a wild party animal* O YEA LEZ PARTY!!

Mitsubishi: o yeaaa.

Rigby: yea yuh.

Hasebe: I AM GOING TO FIRE YOU TWO SOMEDAY BECAUSE I HATE YOU OH SO MUCH.

Mitsubishi: no Benson No

Kuri: yea dude we love u man.

Hasebe: YOU ARE BOTH FIRED.

Kuri: what why.

Mitsubishi: this is your fault.

Kuri: SJKSNKSMQKSQKQNQISNQ AAAAAAAAJEJBEIDBLQPQPQNSNSLQ"A

Jiji: *old dude laugh* good show! Jolly good show! *laugh again*

Mitsubishi: pops pls help us.

Kuri: yea pops.

Jiji: you must break the rules of logic and reality first so You can be helped. .uwu

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Urashima: *random yelling*

Naga: *munching on ice cream*

Urashima: i have a Harem now, Jake.

Naga: cool. Cause. I m now married with Lady Hachisuka-nicorn.

Urashima: that's cool.

Kogarasu: *Hisses*

Urashima: oooh Marceline hi

Kogarasu: eeeey

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CCO: *chases Sayo 4evs* *also trying to kill him*

Sayo: *throws pie at CCO*

CCO: *Tom screaming*

Sayo: *blows a whistle*

*basically CCO as Tom and Sayo as Jerry and they try to kill each other.

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