Touken wars: the last saniwa


Saniwa: *stands in an island*

Yuji: *gives him an ofuda*

Saniwa: *throws it away*

Yuji: WHY

Saniwa: I'm not gonna be a jedi anymore.

Yuji: O YEA YOU WILL.

Saniwa: *slams le door at his face*

Yuji: *british accent* You cant do this!
Saniwa: yes i can.

Yuji: NOOOOOOOO

Little porgs eats le ofuda

I am not replacing the porgs because they are too cute THEY DESERVE THE POWER TO DOMINATE THE WORLD.

Yuji: whatevs. I'll try teh force anyways. *meditates*

Saniwa: NUH YOU CANT DO DAT

Yuji: YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Takara: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm i am Master Yoda...mmmmmmmmmmm i sense teh force uwu

Saniwa: MASTER I WANT DIS JEDI SHIT TO STOP.

Takara:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok *burns the whole library of ancient jedi texts*

Saniwa: thanks man

Takara: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur welcs uwu *floats away* *opera singing*

Saniwa: i crie.

Doudanuki: MUWAHAHAHHA I SENSE THE AVATAR

Tsuru: o my Doudanuki wrong anime.

Doudanuki: o shit u ryt.

Tsuru: i always was.

Doudanuki: BRING ME THE AVATAR.

Tsuru: o shit u did it again.

Doudanuki: o shit u ryt.

Ookane: *destroying space ships* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Konnosuke: *bb8 sounds*

Jirou: STOP

Ookane: y.

Jirou: because princess Leia is ded now. I am in charge.

Ookane: k what's teh plan?

Jirou: the plan is for u to stfu.

Ookane: I HATE THIS PLAN!

Jirou: ofc u do.

Ookane: I WILL REBEL.

Jirou: k who gives a fuck.

Ookane: AAHAHWHBWKNWOSMQLSM I DID IT

Kuri: o man hey bro.

Ookane: o men eeey.

Kuri: dude i was ded omahguh.

Ookane: ye i kno.

Kuri: dude imma rebel and escape.

Yasu: FORBIDDEN!! *sprays pepper spray at Kuri*

Kuri: o shit why.

Yasu: BECAUSE I LOVE U.

Kuri: o man i love u too.

*epic windows live movie maker slide transition effect*

Yuji: OK KOGI LETS GO.

Kogi: *chewbacca sounds*

Yuji: OMFG KOGI STFU I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT U R SAYING.

Kogi: *angery chewbacca sounds*

Porg: *begs for food*

Kogi: *is too stingy to give for the next generation kawaii hokages*

Porg: *leaves cause they don't waste time to a stingy furry like Kogi. Who cares about Kogi*

Yuji: KOGI U LIL SHIT I LEAVE U NOW.

Tsuru: I BATTLE U.

Yuji: YAAAAAA!!!

Doudanuki: YES. FIGHT

Tsuru: ((i'm too gay for him i can't...)) *kills Doudanuki*

Yuji: ok we good now

Tsuru: ye

Yuji: cool uwu

Tsuru: but i must kill saniwa for revenge.

Yuji: wat.

Saniwa: YOU CANT KILL ME.

Tsuru: O YES I CAN *kills him *

Saniwa: *is a hologram*

Tsuru: NOOOOOOOOO

-dundundun end

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