Touken wars: the last saniwa
Saniwa: *stands in an island*
Yuji: *gives him an ofuda*
Saniwa: *throws it away*
Yuji: WHY
Saniwa: I'm not gonna be a jedi anymore.
Yuji: O YEA YOU WILL.
Saniwa: *slams le door at his face*
Yuji: *british accent* You cant do this!
Saniwa: yes i can.
Yuji: NOOOOOOOO
Little porgs eats le ofuda
I am not replacing the porgs because they are too cute THEY DESERVE THE POWER TO DOMINATE THE WORLD.
Yuji: whatevs. I'll try teh force anyways. *meditates*
Saniwa: NUH YOU CANT DO DAT
Yuji: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Takara: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm i am Master Yoda...mmmmmmmmmmm i sense teh force uwu
Saniwa: MASTER I WANT DIS JEDI SHIT TO STOP.
Takara:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok *burns the whole library of ancient jedi texts*
Saniwa: thanks man
Takara: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur welcs uwu *floats away* *opera singing*
Saniwa: i crie.
Doudanuki: MUWAHAHAHHA I SENSE THE AVATAR
Tsuru: o my Doudanuki wrong anime.
Doudanuki: o shit u ryt.
Tsuru: i always was.
Doudanuki: BRING ME THE AVATAR.
Tsuru: o shit u did it again.
Doudanuki: o shit u ryt.
Ookane: *destroying space ships* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Konnosuke: *bb8 sounds*
Jirou: STOP
Ookane: y.
Jirou: because princess Leia is ded now. I am in charge.
Ookane: k what's teh plan?
Jirou: the plan is for u to stfu.
Ookane: I HATE THIS PLAN!
Jirou: ofc u do.
Ookane: I WILL REBEL.
Jirou: k who gives a fuck.
Ookane: AAHAHWHBWKNWOSMQLSM I DID IT
Kuri: o man hey bro.
Ookane: o men eeey.
Kuri: dude i was ded omahguh.
Ookane: ye i kno.
Kuri: dude imma rebel and escape.
Yasu: FORBIDDEN!! *sprays pepper spray at Kuri*
Kuri: o shit why.
Yasu: BECAUSE I LOVE U.
Kuri: o man i love u too.
*epic windows live movie maker slide transition effect*
Yuji: OK KOGI LETS GO.
Kogi: *chewbacca sounds*
Yuji: OMFG KOGI STFU I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT U R SAYING.
Kogi: *angery chewbacca sounds*
Porg: *begs for food*
Kogi: *is too stingy to give for the next generation kawaii hokages*
Porg: *leaves cause they don't waste time to a stingy furry like Kogi. Who cares about Kogi*
Yuji: KOGI U LIL SHIT I LEAVE U NOW.
Tsuru: I BATTLE U.
Yuji: YAAAAAA!!!
Doudanuki: YES. FIGHT
Tsuru: ((i'm too gay for him i can't...)) *kills Doudanuki*
Yuji: ok we good now
Tsuru: ye
Yuji: cool uwu
Tsuru: but i must kill saniwa for revenge.
Yuji: wat.
Saniwa: YOU CANT KILL ME.
Tsuru: O YES I CAN *kills him *
Saniwa: *is a hologram*
Tsuru: NOOOOOOOOO
-dundundun end
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