*titanic music plays*

Ugui: nuuuuuuuh dun leave me. Nuuuuuuuh

Ookane: gurl dis is mah fate.

Ugui: i crie.

Ookane: *wheezes*

Ugui: *cries*

Ookane: u is le sad.

Ugui: yas.

Ookane: aww.

Ugui: i crie *gross sobbing*

Ookane: *ded*

Ugui: aaaw u is le ded. *pushes his body far away*

Ookane: *floats away*

Ugui: be free my bean.

Kasen: *sings like Celine Dion* NEEEEAAAAR FAAAAAAR WHEREEEEEEEEVER YOU ARRRRRRE

and everyone died. The end.