Yagen: yey cpr training ppl!

All: yey...

Yagen: i'll call...Yaman.

Yaman: why.

Yagen: ok pls demonstrate. Is he breathing? *points maniquine*

Yaman: no. No Yagen he's not breathing. And he has no arms and legs.

Kashuu: ye.

Yaman: you know what happens? This is really impossible.

Yagen: thats not..omg. just do cpr

Yaman: *does cpr*

Yagen: ong no. Thats too fast. Thats not how you do it.

Yaman: well, how DO you do it?

Yagen: ok uh. How about following the beat of Miku's ievan polkka?

Yaman: ...ok.. *does cpr but with ura omote lovers beat* Ii koto zukume yume kara sameta atashi no nan kankyou wa rabu to iu etai mono ni sonzai mono sore kara wa..

Yagen: omg. no. Its aratsasa yaribidabidle abaridan rindan ren dan do.

Yaman: ok. *sings ievan polkka and cpr with ievan polkka beat*

Hasebe: *sings along*

Hori: *dances it awkwardly*

Yaman: *stands up and dances a little*
Yagen: okok stop. Since no one called 911, and you stopped cpr, you lost him. HE DED NOW.

Ookane: what are we suppose to do now?

Yagen: ....i have no idea.

Yuji: i've got an idea. WE MUST DO SOME SERIOUS THING.

Yagen: huh?

Yuji: *bends down to the maniquine* *gets knife and stabs maniquine*

Takara: oml. Yuji behave.

Yuji: *barbaric screaming*

Yagen: oh dear.

Ishi: *about to faint*

Yaman: r u ok?

Ishi: i'll be fine

Yaman: *frowns*

Yuji: *chops of the maniquine's face and wears it* *darth vader voice*

Takara: you're grounded.

-end