Tsuru: o man is new year

Kuri: yea

Otegine: does that mean i'm free?

Tsuru: ur free but banned and forbidden.

Otegine: i crie.

Takara: o man is new year.

Yuji: yee. So we gonn spend our new year here cause Rokkaku-san said so.

Tanizaki: COME BACK HERE. Wha--

Both: *smiles*

Tanizaki: w-who are you?

Takara: oh, but who are you?

Yuji: yeah! We don't know you!

-- but like. They just changed clothes. Nothing changed but their outfits. Its like the mahou shojo effect. No one recognizes u if u transform man--

Tanizaki: whatever. I'm off then

Both: yeah. Byebye

Yuji: what now?

Takara: we gonn recall the stupid we did

*old movie countdown*

3

2

1.

0

*film roll*

The tale.

Dun.dun.

Touken Juring.

Kogi: someone pls remove that stupid title screen.

Dundun. Touken Juring

Ishi: all around me are familiar faces.

*beep*

Mitsubishi: Welcome to Masterchef Katsugeki!

Yaman: *cooks with ONLY an apron on*

Mitsubishi: o my. *thumbs up*

*beep*

Hone: yea. Imma tell chu a creepypasta.

Gokotai: *shivers* o man. I'm gonna go weewee.

Hone: u gonn go weewee if i tell u this creepypasta?

Gokotai: yee

Hone: hmmm... AAAAA GHOST!!

Midare: *does contortion*

Gokotai: *mouth foam* *pees his pants*

Hone: o man.

*beep*

Juzu: hmm imma read ppl's diary.

Jiji's diary: Dear Diary, My name is Kogi. I have a dream of cutting my hair. Dear Diary, My name is Jiji. I wILL CUTTT KOGEH'S HAIR.

Juzu: *closes diary* welp. That's enough Internet for today.

*beep*

Tsuru and Ichigo: INTERNET.

Tsuru: lets post shit on youtube.

Ichigo: SURE.

Tsuru: *sings a russian song about a lily*

Ichigo: *looks at the screen cluelessly*
Tsuru: *places a strawberry on his head*

Ichigo: *can't handle it*

*beep*

Jiji: darling i'm...DANCING IN THE DARK. YOU BETWEEN MY ARMS.

Akashi: what r u doing.

Jiji: singing a kpop song.

Ishi: *TRIGGERED*

*beep*

Hasebe: YO JIJI IN DA HAUS.

*all gathers in a circle and is drunk or on drugs

*shooting stars plays

*most epic harlem shake ever done

*beep*

Jiji: YOU STOLE MY DANGO

Kogi: NO I DIDN'T

Jiji: YEAH YOU DID.

Kogi: BISH FITE ME.

Jiji:NSISKIWJDUEJDJJD AHAHAHAJHAHABWKSNOWNSUSJQKKWJS *throws a flower at him*

Kogi: oh wow.

*beep*

Yuji: Welcome to Mr. Toudan universe 2k18.

Kashuu: Hello world!

Takara: KASHUU WINS

Kashuu: *retard voice cheering*

Takara: oops my bad. SOUZA ACTUALLY WON THO.

Souza: *beautiful tears*

Kashuu: *explodes*

*beep*

Imano: ow my tooth hurts.

Iwatoshi: u kno what time it is?

Imano: what?

Iwatoshi: 2:30.

Imano: wat.

Iwatoshi: 2:30. Get it? Cause ur tooth hurty.

Imano: ...

Iwatoshi: pun intended

Imano: *points Jiji* YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!

Kogi: Theory. That dental disease is now called Jijivities.

*beep*

That's all i can remember sorry. I will make pt 2 if i can remember