Take note. Our beloved sword bois are JAPANESE.

Mitsubishi: lets speak in Engrish.

Takara: Wat?!

Mitsubishi: rets speaku in ingresh.

Takara: y ah we gonn du zat?

Mitsubishi: becosu isu kuuru.

Takara: ito dasunto suuto yu.

Mitsubishi: ai dun kea.

Tsuru: AAAAAAAH!! (Speaks in Japanese)

Yuji: (also in Japanese)

Takara: Yuji, speaku ingresh wiz me.

Yuji: okei okei!! :D

*Hasebe announced to all that everyone shall speak in english and be at their best

Yagen: Zis is berri tairingu.

Atsu: wai we haz tsu du zis?!

Midare: ai do kno but is kuuru rai?

Gokotai: zis is sho embarassingu!

Ichigo: is okeh. We ah auh doingu ah besuto.

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Yoshiyuki: zis is kuuru!! Ingresh is a fun ranguweji!!

Yaman: u...k.

Shishiou: so, ah we Ingresh peepoh now?

Kuri: zatsu noto raiku zat...ijioto.

Gine: ai sink we auh souund so sutupidzu raito nawwu.

Shishiou: seresrii, ai haz no aideea on wat we ah seyingu.

Yoshiyuki: ai dun undahstandu yuu aur.

Jirou: maaaa...ingresh is soooo annoyingu..

Tarou: is auuhraito. Aruji saido zat dis wirru rast foru onrii todei.

Jirou: eeeeeeeh? Du we haz tsu?

Tarou: *nod* yes. We dzu.

Jirou: anniki, youru ingresh souundz so bettah zan mainu.

Tarou: ...*smile* san kyu.

Nama: itsu sad zat we haz tsu speaku in ingresh foh za horu dei.

Ura: Terru mii abawutsu it! By za wei, dzu we haz a penaruchii?

Aoe: we dzu. Aruji said zat ifu we speaku in Japanesu, zen we sharru speaku in Ingresh foh za horu weeku.

Nama: eeeeeeeh?

Ura: it kento be herupu.

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Yasu: Aruji is kurejii rai?

Kashuu: hawu dzu yuu sink so?

Yasu: we havz tsu speaku in ingresh foh za horu dei foh no riison at auhru.
Kashuu: iiyea.. ifu we speaku in Japanesu, zen we kudo purobaburii andastandu wat we ah seyin..

Yasu: yes. Wat yuu seh is chuu.

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