Element

Mitsutada: ok class. Today we will study Chemistry. *underlines with a chalk the word Chemistry on the board*

Everyone: ooooooh!

Mitsutada: can anyone here tell me what is Chemistry based on your definition?

Takara: *raises hand*

Mitsutada: yes?

Takara: *stands up* something we will never have. *dabs*

Mitsutada: *ded inside*

Everyone else: *dabs*

Mitsutada: ANYWAY. Anyone else?

Tsuru: *raises hand*

Mitsutada: yes?

Tsuru:  *stands up and looks at Takara* something you and Otegine had!

Everyone else: OOOOOOOH! *dabs*

Takara: *aims a gun at him*

Tsuru: i'll be quiet now.

Takara: *shoots him* there you'll be quiet forever.

Mitsutada: *clear throat* uuuuh other answers?

Matsumoto: Ooh! Ooh! Chemistry is the subject under science where you learn how to mix chemicals and study matter!

Mitsutada: who are you?

Takara: Matsumoto! Hi!!

Matsumoto: Kishimoto hello!

Mitsutada: you two know each other???

Takara: well yea. We were in Gokuto.

Matsumoto: byebye. *fades away*

Mitsutada: well what you said is true.
But today, we will learn about the elements.

Everyone else: OOOOOOH!

Mitsutada: anyone here can give an example of an element?

Imano: Carbon!

Mitsutada: good

Urashima: Uranium

Mitsutada: good

Ichigo: Gold

Mitsutada: good

Tonbokiri: Iron

Mitsutada: good

Jiroutachi: SODIUM CHLORINE!!

Shishiou: y tho.

Hotaru: YOU WANT TO KILL US ALL???

Mitsutada: thats um...a compound.

Jirou: u should give me points cause i answered two elements!

Mitsutada: ......o...kay?

Jiji: *raises hand*

Mitsutada: yes?

Jiji: Chumdrumbedrum?

Mitsutada: ....i'm afraid i haven't heard of that element...

Jiji: oh its a modern new age one!

Mitsutada: really now?

Jiji: yeah! It's called the 7th element!

Mitsutada: interesting...who discovered it?

Jiji: Vitas!

Mitsutada: srsly?

Jiji: AA A AA A AA A AAAAAAAA BLBLBLLBBL A A A *derp dancing*

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