Element
Mitsutada: ok class. Today we will study Chemistry. *underlines with a chalk the word Chemistry on the board*
Everyone: ooooooh!
Mitsutada: can anyone here tell me what is Chemistry based on your definition?
Takara: *raises hand*
Mitsutada: yes?
Takara: *stands up* something we will never have. *dabs*
Mitsutada: *ded inside*
Everyone else: *dabs*
Mitsutada: ANYWAY. Anyone else?
Tsuru: *raises hand*
Mitsutada: yes?
Tsuru: *stands up and looks at Takara* something you and Otegine had!
Everyone else: OOOOOOOH! *dabs*
Takara: *aims a gun at him*
Tsuru: i'll be quiet now.
Takara: *shoots him* there you'll be quiet forever.
Mitsutada: *clear throat* uuuuh other answers?
Matsumoto: Ooh! Ooh! Chemistry is the subject under science where you learn how to mix chemicals and study matter!
Mitsutada: who are you?
Takara: Matsumoto! Hi!!
Matsumoto: Kishimoto hello!
Mitsutada: you two know each other???
Takara: well yea. We were in Gokuto.
Matsumoto: byebye. *fades away*
Mitsutada: well what you said is true.
But today, we will learn about the elements.
Everyone else: OOOOOOH!
Mitsutada: anyone here can give an example of an element?
Imano: Carbon!
Mitsutada: good
Urashima: Uranium
Mitsutada: good
Ichigo: Gold
Mitsutada: good
Tonbokiri: Iron
Mitsutada: good
Jiroutachi: SODIUM CHLORINE!!
Shishiou: y tho.
Hotaru: YOU WANT TO KILL US ALL???
Mitsutada: thats um...a compound.
Jirou: u should give me points cause i answered two elements!
Mitsutada: ......o...kay?
Jiji: *raises hand*
Mitsutada: yes?
Jiji: Chumdrumbedrum?
Mitsutada: ....i'm afraid i haven't heard of that element...
Jiji: oh its a modern new age one!
Mitsutada: really now?
Jiji: yeah! It's called the 7th element!
Mitsutada: interesting...who discovered it?
Jiji: Vitas!
Mitsutada: srsly?
Jiji: AA A AA A AA A AAAAAAAA BLBLBLLBBL A A A *derp dancing*
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