Touken Ranbu but Shojo- josei romance.

Sekai wa koi ni ochiteiru~~

Midare: my name is Midare Toushirou. *walks along the school* *bumps at Urashima*

Urashima: ....

Midare: SAY U SORRY U SHIT.

Urashima: idfc..

Midare: man he's rude. But i sorta like him now.

Urashima: *secretly stalks him*

Midare: *secretly works in a maid cafe*

Urashima: don't worry i won't tell anyone...unless you go on a date with me.

Midare: k fine whatever.

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Touken Ranbu as seinen-shounen action anime

Naga: *saiyan screaming for years*

Yoshiyuki: YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME.

Naga: *screams again* *also squats*

Yoshiyuki: AAAAARGH

*both fights and runs like mosquitoes for 10 episodes

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Touken Ranbu but horror anime

Yasu: Senpai is mine. *kills everyone like on period*

*beautiful sad anime songs play in the bg for the mood*

Kashuu: I don't love you anymore.

*dun*

*everyone dies and blood fountain oh wow*

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Touken Ranbu but Reverse/Harem

Takara: oh wow i just moved in here.

Otegine: hi you're my new master and i Actually like you cause we grew up together

Takara: oh wow.

Mitsubishi: i also like you because i wanna ride on you.

Takara: oh wow.

Sohaya: i also like you Because i feel left out lf i don't haha

Takara: oh wow.

Ookane: i also like you because the Director said i should and if i don't i'll get fired and be homeless 4evs..

Takara: oh wow.

Kogi: i also like you because no haren is probably complete without a weird dude with ears. Or at least that's what i think.

Takara: oh wow.

Them: we shall flirt on u until u finally like atleast one of us.

Takara: oh wow.

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Touken Ranbu as Comedy anime

Donut: ．．．．．．．．．．

Konnosuke: *in engrish* Oh herro.

Donut: O_O'

Konnosuke: Herro. Naisu chu mich yuu. Aimu fainn san kyu.

Donut: o mah gah.

Konnosuke: i suck in english but i have to english because my daughter is going to America.

Donut: ur not a real cat tho r u?

Konnosuke: *barfs*

Donut: *floats*

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Touken Ranbu as Mystery/whytf did i watch this. My mind can't compute.

Tsuru: we have to talk..

Hasebe: so do i to you.

Tsuru: we've been experiencing a lot lately.

Hasebe: yea.

Tsuru: i've been switching bodies with Mitsutada a lot and Sada is having many deja vu. And Souza can't handle the stuff cause he's been time traveling ever since and its too tiring. Also, Yagen is switching bodies with someone he doesn't know. And is probably the heart seed that made all these happen..

Hasebe: too bad. Cause i am the heart seed.
Tsuru:  STOP TROLLING ON US MAN. WE NEED TO GET BACK TO OUR LIVES.

Hasebe: *back to normal* Oh man.. I went to The galaxy of HFJNE7739 and wow. That's where all this came from..

Tsuru: *cries*

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Touken Ranbu as drama anime

Kasen: i've been like this for all my life now. I can't speak or anything.

Sohaya: is ok. I care for you.

Kasen: i'm so happy.

*2 days later

Kasen: *dies*

Sohaya: *cries*

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Touken Ranbu as sports anime

Yasu: *keeps practicing tennis* I WILL NOT LOSE!!!!! *dramatic music plays*

*later

Yasu: *breaks his leg*

Hori: r u ok?

Yasu: I DID IT!! ;w; *cries*

*dramatic music plays*

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Touken Ranbu as ecchi

Takara: *wears too revealing clothes* I love you. Pls marry me.. *flashes her bewbs*

Otegine: *nosebleed*

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Touken Ranbu as adventure

Hori: i shall bring back the treasure of wow and defeat the boss!!

Kane: i'm with you man!

20 other ppl: YEA!!!

*few moments later:

20 other ppl: *died*

Hori: *sads*

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Touken Ranbu as cute anime

Ichi: *le big bro*

Akita: *does Everything in such a very cute way*

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