Tsuru: Oi bff

Yuji: yes.

Tsuru: join the kanji club.

Yuji: no.

Tsuru: we have cupcakes.

Yuji: yes.

Tsuru: welcome.

Jiji: welcome.

Juzu: welcome.

Kasen: welcome.

Jiji: i am leader. Hi.

Juzu: i am the one you will like

Kasen: i baked cupcakes

Juzu: lets read a book about the second season of Kantai collection.

Kasen: no read Ichibanketsu with me instead.

Jiji: OMG LEAVE HIM ALONE.

Yuji: i am confused now.

Tsuru: u like Juice more than me.

Yuji: no i don't like Juice over chu.

Tsuru: i am depressed u kno.

Yuji: i love u man.

Tsuru: love me pls uwu

Yuji: i love u man uwu

Jiji: I KILL U I DELETE U.

Tsuru: *kills himself*

*dmm crashes*

Juzu: i am Juice and i love u.

Yuji: ok

Juzu: no. I LOVE YOU.

Yuji: ok.

Juzu: YOU MUST LOVE ME.

Yuji: do i have other choices?

Juzu: say "yes" or "yes"

Yuji: o man. Ok i love u Juice.

Juzu: *does harakiri*

Kasen: *breaks his neck* u dont love me.

Juzu: NO ONE CARES ABOUT U. *ded*

Jiji: I DELETED THEM HAHAHAH

Yuji: o man.

Jiji: I KNOW YOU ARE USING TKRB POCKET FROM QUAPP. HAHAHA I KNOW YOU YOU CANT ESCAPE ME.

Yuji: i crie.

Jiji: YOU MUST LOVE ME.

Yuji: o man.

Dmm: JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI JUST JIJI.

Yuji: this is poison. *deletes Jiji*

Jiji: NOOOOOOOOOOOO b_Jnalajwns__ ksmsknwlqiwn+HHk09

Juzu: I AM LIBITINA HAHAHAH

Jiji: read my poems pls.

Kasen: BAKA.

Tsuru: WELCOME.

them: WELCOME TO DOKIDOKI TOUKEN RANBU CLUB

Yuji: *turns off internet, shut down phone, smashes it with a hammer*

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