Mitsutada: Dane, ytf am i the avatar?

Dane: thats because you are breezy.

Mitsutada: y don't u like me??? Y???

Dane: because y not.

Mitsutada: so who's Katara? Cause you know what? You can be Katara.

Dane: naaaaah...i'm rather a toph because i'm near sighted and with estigmatism. So, kind of blind. Also, earth is my element dude.

Mitsutada: then, Takara is Katara?

Dane: ........whoa. idk what to be surprised at. Either how their names r like kyoto and tokyo, or Takara actually died by drowning, or you're just so desperate for her. Y R U DECIDING THE PLOT OF THIS STORY.

Mitsutada: well, cause i am the avatar.

Dane: um helloooooooo ur suppose to master 4 elements, and this story ain't part of it. If u want, master the 7th element instead.

Mitsutada: sheesh you are such a toph

Dane: congratulations. You have an earthbending teacher now.

Mitsutada: *masochist pose* be gentle ooooh~

Dane: *earthbends a pillar to his butt*
Mitsutada:BSJSNZKMWOSNWINSI AAAABWBWKNDOQNSOMQ

*beeeeeeeep*

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*beep*

Water.

Yasu: *waterbend*

Earth.

Doudanuki: *earthbend*

Fire.

Takara: *firebends*

Air.

Tsuru: *airbends*

Mitsutada: hold on. So i'm not the avatar anymore???

Kane-san: *kills him*

Yagen: long ago, the 4 nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Army of Horikawa: *firebends*

Yagen: Only the avatar, master of all 4 elements, can stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Jiji: *vanishes*

Yagen: a hundred years passed and my brother Atsu and I discovered the new avatar. An airbender named Tsurumaru. Although his airbending skills are great, he still needs more time to master all elements before he can save anyone.

Tsuru: *crashes a building*

Yagen: but i believe, Tsuru can save the world.

-epic title screen-

Jiji: previously on avatar

Takara: we will take over basing sei.

Hotaru: yea!!

Kashuu: my boyfriend Prince Zuko is waiting for me uwu

Mitsutada: i'm sorry Kashuu. I am helping the avatar.

Takara: ok thats it. I'm firelord now. Everyone is banished.

Kashuu: its ok Zuko. I still love u more than ur sister.

Takara: FRIENDSHIP OVER. I HATE YOU BROTHER YOU WILL DIE.

Mitsutada: i feel moar emo now.

Yagen: We hate you too.

Tsuru: ye. U keep trying to kill me anyways.

Dane: but lets just trust him.

Mitsutada: *sleeps in emo corner*

Dane: Oi oi oi.

Mitsutada: WHO GOES THERE. WHO DISTURBANCES MY FORMER ROYAL SLUMBER. *accidentally burns her*

Dane: HOW DARE YOU.

Mitsutada: oh shet i'm sorry man.

Dane: YOU WILL NEVER BE A COP, JUDY.

Mitsutada: WHY AM I SO BAD IN BEING GOOD.

Tsuru: we trust you now

*loom flash*

-SOZIN'S COMIT-

Mitsutada: I WILL FIGHT YOU SISTER.
Takara: *evil kira+yuri laugh*

Mitsutada: i delete your .chr file.

Takara: IDIOT. YOU ARE PRINCE ZUKO. NOT MONIKA.

Mitsutada and Takara: *firebend battle*

Tsuru: *avatar state activate*

Doudanuki: JUST KILL ME NOW.

Tsuru: i am taking ur bending away.

Yagen: *interferes CCP and Takara* *waterbends Takara*

Takara: NUH Y U DO DIS. I HATE YOU ALL.

Mitsutada: my sad sister. I am firelord now.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord.

Dane: I AM MELONLORD.

Mitsutada: i'm firelord. I am pretty. There is now peace.

Tsuru and Yagen: *kisses*

-end