Tiger of Malaya


This is my official design for Tomoyuki's Internal affairs

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Takara: ok dudes. Gine-kun, Tomo-kun, you two will do horse keeping. AGAIN.

Otegine: meh. I'm used to this. -_-

Tomoyuki: *salutes* rodger that, taishou!

Otegine: umatoban? Ueeeeeegh--

Takara: Doudanuki, Tsurumaru, sparring.

Tsurumaru: dis is my end.

Doudanuki: GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! BATTLE!!

Takara: Yuji and I will do the fieldwork.

Yuji: meh.

Hasebe: Aruji, may i request for a change?

Takara: what do u want dude.

Hasebe: can You and I swap?

Takara: e-eh? You're cooking with Mitsutada...right?

Mitsutada: *hand fiddling*

Hasebe: you see, i have something to take care of the field.

Yuji: ...oh!! The herb!! Right!

Takara: why not You with Yuji then.

Yuji: i have to um... there's this thing Arisa said. I have to do for her  *holds a shovel*

Arisa: Omg thank you Yuji-kun!! :3

Hasebe: what is it exactly? I would help you for that.

Yuji: good!! *gives it to him* kill some snails for yer girlfriend.

Hasebe: WAT.

Yuji: *pats back* you can do this bro.

Hasebe: *gives shovel back* this herb is special to me. I can't let Nobunaga's son touch it.

Yuji: *gives it to him* i insist. Take the offer of your late master.

Hasebe: *sigh* if it's for Arisa...

Takara: do it for me too then.

Mitsutada: we will do something nasty in the kitchen~ *smirks*

Takara: ........bbq?

Mitsutada: how.

Takara: isn't that a nasty dish? Idk chef slangs idk.

Arisa: no. It's big sized burgers filled with so much stoof.

Takara: WHOA!! THAT IS YUM!! Mitsu-nii, are we making American giant burgers? *sparkles*

Mitsutada: *turns to stone*

*meanwhile

Tomo: *feels fabulous* this is my ice cold SATURDAY HOLIDAY LIVING IN MISSISSIPPI

Otegine: down boy.

Tomoyuki: girl said you hallelujah!!

Otegine: *sigh* ooh...

Tomoyuki: UPTOWN FUNK GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU!!

Otegine: i'm not even sure if those are good lyrics. But whatever.

Tomoyuki: *jumps at Otegine*

Otegine: *catches him* *kind of bridal carries him*

Tomoyuki: hello pussycat~

Otegine: who are you. *drops him*

Tomoyuki: *ded*

Otegine: *just waits for him to resurrect*

Tomoyuki: *like a zombie*

Otegine: *facepalm*

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