If i had powers to enter the world of tkrb not as Takara...but as Dane(aka me)

*portal loops*

Dane: oh wow. *enters bcoz y not*

*shhheeeeeng

Dane: omg y dis so familiar?

Konnosuke: hello.

Dane: omg Konnosuke!! Hi!! *hugs him*

Konnosuke: You must be Saibankannokami Takara Kishimoto.

Dane: um...yes?

Konnosuke: welcome to the citadel.

Dane: my citadel?

Konnosuke: yas.

Dane: the one in my game progress?

Konnosuke: yas.

Dane: is Otegine here?

Konnosuke: yes. He's ur Secretary remember?

Dane: *inhaling gasp*

*tkrb music starts

・Ok. I'm like dressed in military camouflage shorts knee lengthed, i wear a ponytail like Yasu, and i wear a maroon jersey shirt says New york 37, and olive green buckled shoes with white socks.
I have a scar on my eyebrow.

Konnosuke: Wait, Aruji!! You have to change!

Dane: in what?

Konnosuke: your clothes! Are you alright with them?

Dane: hmm..... what else do you have?

*after a while...

Otegine: Aruji hi.

Dane: h-hi :) *internally slapping self*

Otegine: how are you?

Dane: what about you?

Otegine: um.. you should answer first

Dane: no man omg its you!! *hugs him*

Otegine: what just happened?

Dane: marry me.

Otegine: oh wow.

Dane: *does nt let go.*

Kashuu: oh yea. I'm here!!

Dane: AH!! ITS YOU

Hasebe: Aruji, i'm pleased to meet you..

Dane: HASEBE. *jumps at him* omg Hasebe

Yoshiyuki: what am i missing?

Dane: *jumps at him* MY SON

Sayo: oh.

Dane: AAAAACK SAYO MY KAWAII ORANGE

Tsuru: what is this!!?

Dane: oh... it's you...

Tsuru: WHO R U EVEN!!?!?!?!?!

Dane: I het yu.

Atsu: omg hi.

Dane: omg nephew. Hi.

Aizen: hello taishou!!

Dane: *carries him* i'm adopting you.

Aizen: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Dane: oh yes i will.

Aizen: *constiated screaming*

Dane: Otegine, come

Otegine: yes?

Dane: *drops Aizen* *pulls him and takes him to a lonely place*

Otegine: why r we here.

Dane: *leans him to a tree*

Otegine: *blush* oh my.

Dane: Gine-kun i love you.

Otegine: y-you do!?

Dane: yes. I fought with so many bitches now. I love you thats why.

Otegine: *blush* u-uhhh...

Dane: marry me.

Mitsutada 1: I OBJECT!!

Mitsutada 2: YEA!!

Dane: Ooooooooooooooooooh..no.

Otegine: Dane, lets see them field?

Dane: yes pls. I'm so curious.

*at le field

Dane: omg. Wow. *takes random pictures*

Otegine: oh my.

Dane: where's le horses.

*at the stalls

Dane: where's Nama.

Otegine: he's not here. *magically changed to jersey*

Dane: oh wow. That is amazing.

Otegine: that poop thrower is not here?

Dane: no. That u magically changed so fast.

Otegine: u like it? :3

Dane: no 

Otegine: why

Dane: i must see them abs.

Otegine: wow.

Dane: y tho? U horsekeeping?

Otegine: yea. With tsuntsunracoon.

Doudanuki: *angry*

Otegine: with pompoko.

Doudanuki: *angry*

Otegine: with tomato racoon.

Doudanuki: STFU.

Otegine: he tsun tsun. He loves me.

Dane: *nosebleed* oh yes.

Doudanuki: b-baka! I hate you!!

Dane: *watches them*

Otegine: *pinches his cheeks* Tanuki!!

Doudanuki: *blush* BAKA!!

Dane: *nosebleed* *me gusta*

Otegine: Dane!!

Doudanuki: omg. What happened?

Dane: ha? *realizes* omg.

Otegine: why?

Dane: your fault.

Otegine: why.

Dane: bcoz y not. Lol. Bcoz i'm a FUJOSHI.

Doudanuki: oh no. Total world destruction

Dane: truest.

Otegine: oh no.

Dane: i ship you two oh yes.

Both: oh no.

-end