What about an otome dating sim game with the saniwas in it. And the character is a toudan called Hasebe.

*beep*

Mitsutada: Hasebe, i have dispatched the others like what you have told me like what Aruji told you..

Hasebe: *jolts* *nervous* u-uh!! Ok uh.. just uh..*clears throat* thank you Shokudaikiri..

Mitsutada: *leaves*

*door closes*

Hasebe: *rushingly returns to phone* *squeals*

*in phone*

*game op song(some random anime waifu song) plays

Hasebe: *clicks*

*game home wall

Title: Be my sword warrior~!

Hasebe: *starts a new game* *squeals**logs in as Heshikiri Hasebe*

*in game*

Hasebe: i was born from a sword.. now i will be able to meet my master!!

*flash*

*select a girl* *select a boy*

Hasebe: *selects girl*

*bling!!

Hasebe: *squeals* omg i'm excited!

*game continues*

Hasebe: my master is...

???: ....oi.... *aggressive voice*

Hasebe: !!!

???: who are you? *blink*

Hasebe: i'll ask you the same question.

???: what are you talking about? *leaves*

Hasebe: huh... that was a stingy woman..

AAAAAAAAAH!! *crash*

Hasebe: what was that!!?

Sunako: huwaaaaa~!! So sorry!!

Hasebe: (who is this...?)

Sunako: very sorry!! *bows* *about to leave*

Hasebe: w-wait! What's your name?

Sunako: my name is Sunako Tokugawa.

Hasebe: T-Tokugawa!?

Sunako: *nods*

Hasebe: i see...btw. were you hurt about that loud crash?

Sunako: oh i just slipped..i-it's nothing really!

Hasebe: are you sure?

Sunako: yes. I must go now...

Hasebe: ok...

*hours later

*thud

Hasebe: ugh... ow..

*thud!

Hasebe: oh my... are you alright miss?

???: yea... i'm ok... *leaves*

Hasebe: (huh... another stingy..)

???: oh~! A sword warrior~!

Hasebe: (who said that!!?)

???: *covers her face with a fan*

Hasebe: you must be....

???: my name is Moriko Harutomo. *bows* would you like to dance with me~?

Hasebe: a Harutomo.. you must be a Hojo...
Moriko: yes i am~

Hasebe: are you my master?

Moriko: depends really...

Hasebe: depends on what?

Moriko: *fans herself* i'm not so sure really *sigh*

Hasebe: (she's just starring at me...)

Moriko: oh, would you look at the time~! I must go now~! Ta tta~!

Hasebe: alright...

*out the game*

Hasebe: this is taking too long...

*skips to the choices part like the PoV thingy

Hasebe: *select the dating thingy* let's have a date with...Moriko for the change..

*in the game*

Hasebe: *runs* i'm late!! *arrived* huff...huff... sorry i'm late!!

Moriko: *fans herself* *wears cute blue dress* oh, it's alright~!

Hasebe: shall we go?

Moriko: fine by me~

*at the restaurant

Ask a question:
・ Did you like this place?
・ you look so pretty today...

Hasebe: You look so pretty today...

Moriko: *acts prettier* oh..you think so~? Why..thank you~

Hasebe: where else do you wanna go?

Moriko: anywhere you want dear~

-end

*now he selected Hanami

Hasebe: sorry i'm late!!

Hanami: baka!! You're so stupid, you're late!! It's all your fault!! *dresses in cute pink lolita dress*

Hasebe: *sigh* shall we go?

Hanami: *blush* w-whatever!

*at the restaurant

Hasebe: you look pretty today...

Hanami: you should've said that a while ago!! *blush* i-idiot!!

Hasebe: *sigh*

*then Sunako

Hasebe: i'm so sorry i'm late!!

Sunako: yay!! You're here! *dresses in cute red dress*

Hasebe: *smile* shall we go?

Sunako: n!! *smile*

*at the restaurant

Hasebe: you look pretty today...

Sunako: i do? *giggles* oh... *giggles* hihi! Thank you! *giggles*

Hasebe: *chuckle* *smile*

*then he picked Takara

Hasebe: i'm sorry i'm late!!

Takara: *angry face* what took you so long... make me wait that long again..i will make you wait for your coffin.
*dresses in tight black leather skirt, black stockings, and laced long sleeves*

Hasebe: *gulp*

Takara: *smile* *yandere face* were you with other girls?

Hasebe: *gulp* n-no... i was just getting ready...

Takara: *smile* good to know.. that better not be lies...

Hasebe: *gulp*

*at the restaurant

Hasebe: you look very pretty today...

Takara: *chuckle* i don't really wanna hear that....

Hasebe: why so?

Takara: flattery words are too painful and irritating to the ears... tell me something else other than that....

Hasebe: [make choice
・ i'm sorry if i made you feel bad...
・ *smile* you're awesome!]

Hasebe: i'm sorry if i made you feel bad...

Takara: *smile* no... i'm sorry if i was a bit rash and hard on you..

Hasebe: really? Well, i'm glad we're on the right track *smile*

Takara: *blush* *smile* yea...glad we are..

*BACK TO REALITY

Hasebe: *squeals*

Mitsutada: *enters* Hasebe-kun!!

Hasebe: *high pitch screaming* *like he's about to be raped*

Mitsutada: ..........

Hasebe: ............

Mitsutada: what were you doing?

Hasebe: *throws his phone to the pond* nothing....

Mitsutada: ......

-end