Sake Shaman Battles


Takara: *sigh* *chills*

Yuji: let's spar?

Takara: nah...

Yuji: *chills*

Jirou: *drunk*

Yuji: oh, it's Jirou

Jirou: LET'S PARTY!!

Takara: woot woot! *sits*

Yuji: party people! *sits*

Jirou: you guys are just sitting there tho -_-

Nihoungou: oh yea!! Let's drink!! *drunk*

Otegine: ok i'm in!

Fudou: OOOOOOOOOOUGH!! *drunk*

Tonbo: Otegine wait!

Karanomizu: i would like to join

Otokorashi: same here

Yuji: but you guys!!

Karanomizu: you should join, Yuji

Yuji: heck no! I don't drink!

Otokorashi: real men drink sake!!

Yuji: i'd rather be called gay all day rather than drink! *angry face*

Jirou: chill man!

Otegine: let's respect his decision. But Takara, don't even think about it...

Yuji: thank you Otegine *smile*

Takara: *looks at the sake jar*

Otegine: uh.uh.uh... donlt even think about it...

Takara: think about what?

Otegine: i know what you're thinking...

Takara: *blush* no you don't *looks away*

Jirou: what are you two saying? Takara, are you interested?

Takara: who me? Well...

Otegine: you're not allowed.

Takara: why? I'm not even.... It's not like i would even want any, dummy!!

Nihoungou: tsundere mode really

Karanomizu: i agree. Don't join.

Otokorashi: yea. You'll ruin the whole fun.

Takara: you wanna fight me?

Otokorashi: no madaam. *bows*

Otegine: like i said. Don't join the drinking.

Takara: why? I wanna!!

Nihoungou: and she said it. *laughs*

Otegine: what if something happens to you while you're drunk?

Takara: i'll.....murder them?

Otegine: no!!

Yuji: *sigh* let her join... i'll join as well then

Otegine: wha-- Yuji? Are you Serious?

Jirou: o yeaaaaaaaaa......get your glass people.

Takara: glass? Yuji...where's my glasses?

Yuji: *gives it to her* hora~~

Takara: san kyu

Jirou: that's not what i meant.

Nihoungou: he means drinking glass xD

Takara: Ooooooooooooooooooh.. *gets a coblet*

Karanomizu: *has a metal cup*

Otokorashi: *has a sake cup*

Yuji: *has a mug*

Otegine: Yuji...*bad thoughts* you're such a drunkard...

Nihoungou: that's -- a mug?? XD

Fudou: whoa boy!! *lmao*

Jirou: are you Serious? Mug?

Yuji: this is my first time!! *angry face*

Jirou: Takara is really Serious tho.

Yuji: she has experience in wine...

Otegine: Seriously!!?

Nihoungou: why are you so Serious?

Tonbo: Otegine, the protective boyfriend

Otegine: *blush* whatever...

Takara: what? Are we starting?

Hasebe: MASTERS!! *sees them* Masters!! What are you-- *sees sake jars and Takara*
Takara!!

Takara: yea....

Hasebe: What are you doing?!

Takara: umm... drinking sake..

Hasebe: WHY!!?

Takara: dude. It's ok...

Hasebe: How could you let this happen, Otegine!!?

Otegine: what are you even thinking of blaming me for this? She wants this so bad. Ain't my fault...

Hasebe: Yuji!! She's your sister!!

Yuji: yea. And she persuaded me to join!

Hasebe: HAH!!?

Nihoungou: *laughs*

Hasebe: there' s something i don't know here.

Takara: *escorts him to his room*

*after a while...

Hakata: here's the Karaoke machine!!

Takara: *cat smile*

Yuji: you're singing?

Takara: *blush* wha-- no! Not at all!

Jirou: let's start drinking!! KANPAI!!

Them: KANPAI!

Takara: more please...

Jirou: ooooh!! Sure~! Sure~!

Takara: *drinks it all in 3 seconds flat* more please

Otegine: settle down...

Takara: *drinks again* aaah~! Yumm...

Nihoungou: OWOWOWOW!!

Fudou: *regular show impression* Wooooooooooooah

Yuji: *sigh* *does the same*

Jirou: you too?

Yuji: *laughs* *drunk* ofcourse!! Nihoungou knows why!!

Nihoungou: yea mah nigga

Takara: wow. You're drunk? Already? Hahaha xD

Karanomizu: *drunk* *crumples* ow!! My stomach hurts!

Otokorashi: *drunk* *lols at him*

Fudou: *same* Karanomizu down!!

Takara: *drinks the whole bottle*

Otegine: Takara!!

Takara: what?

Jirou: whoa!!

Otokorashi: i'm going to sing! *sings Bad blood by Taylor Swift with the karaoke machine*

Karanomizu: *faint coz drunk*

Jirou: *sings Moonlight densetsu*

Them: *chears*

Nihoungou: *sings City hunter ed song*

Them: *chears*

Takara: *a little drunk* i like your voice, Nihoungou-nii!!

Nihoungou: ohoho!! Thank you!! *pats her back*

Yuji: i'm going to try!! *sings Gundam songs*

Takara: Yuji!! You're so unfair!! *drinks a cup of sake* oooh~~! ( ////  ~   . ~//)

Yuji and Takara: *duets Electric angel*

Jirou: alright!!

Karaoke machine: --song--Sweet child o' mine--

Nihoungou: Karanomizu, is this song yours?

Karanomizu: n-no.... *vomits*

Fudou: welp. He's finished.

Takara: aah!! That's mine!!

Them: eeeeeeeeeh!!?

Takara: *unleashes her inner rockstar*

Yuji: *speechless* she... she wan't kidding after all...

Jirou: The voice!! The voice is so powerful and amazing!!

Nihoungou: the voice of an angel

Otokorashi: angel?! She sings like her throat is killing itself!! You call that an angel?!

Karaoke machine: -magnet-

Otegine: *drunk* hehe... my song...

Them: WHAT!!?

Otegine: Takara, let's have a duet!

Takara: magnet? Who's Miku? Who's Luka?

Otegine: you'll be Miku, i'll be Luka.

Takara: hmm.... ok...

*song starts*

Otegine: *drunk so can't sing properly*

-everytime instrumental part

Takara: o please do it properly.

Otegine: yes baby!! *dances randomly*

Takara: *cracked up laugh*

*a few moments later

Takara: ugh.... *walks around laughing* *carries a sake jar* SOMEBODY FIGHT ME!!

Yuji: *plays the radio* Takara!! Let's dance!!

Takara: ok!!

Radio: *plays Yi-er fanclub*

Takara: koube chuo motomachi

Yuji: ekimae!!

Takara: kyo kara doki doki ni hao hanyu kouza! Otona chukosei obachan ni

Yuji: KONNICHI WA!!

Takara: Dame dame koko de wo anata mo

Both:  NI HAO!!

Takara: qing dakai keben di de san ye

Yuji: ((Takara... tha't's... Chinese)) Hayaku no!

Takara: yi kashi zongeryanzhi xiuchi xin yao zhan sheng ta! Yi wan san de xuefei yi xueqi

Yuji: Yasukunai!!

Takara: ni hao ma!! Butong de hanzi tong yang de fayin!!

Yuji: ma ma!

Takara: zheli shi nali wo bu renshi ni

Yuji: ni shui aaaaaaaaaa~!

Takara: ruguo yu jien le wang li hongjiu! Gen ta shuo yiju wo shi huan ni

Both: Hai hai! China! Toutou meng jong kan yi kan! Yi aru fankurabu! Jien jien neng he ni shuo zhe tongyang de huayu xende hao kaixin dan wo ai ni nengfou gaosou ni!!

Takara: Yi zhi panwang zhe xiang zai meng dong deng dai dze yige yue yo yige yue bannian ye quoqu le

Yuji: mi atono wa sukoshi he dakedo

Takara: yizhi na

Yuji: shi ka ga!

Both: *mixed language lol*

They'll dance this tho. But more shaolin stuff and more fight stuff and awesomeness. Lesser kawaii.

Otegine: *sigh* atleast nothing happened..

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