Kids specifically tantous and Otegine and my children, Tenka and Yoshiko

*beep

Otegine: what do you wanna have for your birthday, sweetie?

Yoshiko: *thumb sucks* I want a big butt.

Otegine: ....what...

Yoshiko: *smiles* i want a big butt and big boobies.

Otegine: *laughs* no you don't.

Yoshiko: *plays with dolls*

Otegine: you don't want a big butt.

Yoshiko: oh yes i do!

* Takara is actually listening to her

Otegine: no you don't.

Yoshiko: i want a big butt and big boobies just like Mommy.

Takara: *lols hard*

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Tenka: oh, i did wrong.

Sayo: YOU'RE A SINNER!! *dressed in Shinsengumi uniform*

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Aoe: -le kindergarten teacher- what do yu wanna be when you grow up?

Gokotai: like Nihoungou.

All: *claps*

Aoe: how about you?

Sada: ....i like turtles.

All: ．．．．．

Aoe: oh..

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Aizen: my dad is lazy. He doesn't go out.

Sada: my dad has diabetes.

Mitsutada: *hides Sada 4evr*

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Tenka: Mommy, where do babies come from?

Takara: oh..uh... ask your father :)

Tenka: Daddy, where do babies come from?

Otegine: ．．．．．．．．．．your mom knows.

Takara: no i don't.

Tenka: Daddy, answer me!!!

Yoshiko: *listens*

Otegine: you see, I gave...

Takara: *focus on him*

Otegine: your mommy and I exchange gifts when we got married

Takara: pfffffft--

Tenka: REALLY!!?

Otegine: *nod*

Yoshiko: what did you get from Mommy?

Otegine: *sweats* oh... uh... you'll know when you get older.

Tenka: awwww... :(

Yoshiko: i wonder what it is. Then we came?

Otegine: yep :3

Tenka: wow. What's the gift?

Otegine: ((they won't stop unless i give an answer..)) Your Mommy gave me her..... cake *facepalm*

Yoshiko: was it yummy?

Otegine: *blush* please don't ask me anymore *hides*

Tenka: what about you mommy? What did you get?

Takara: seriously, you two aren't ready for this yet. How about we go to Aunt Moriko's house?

Tenka and Yoshiko: yey!!

Otegine: *whispers* thank you, Takara-chan....

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Imano: *gathers food*

Iwatooshi: what are you doing?

Imano: i'm making you a sandwich

Iwatooshi: oh, thank you

Imano: *rubs his hands*

Iwatooshi: how long will it take for you to finish?

Imano: a couple of days

Iwatooshi: wat.

-end