Yuji and Sunako are actually friends in facebook.

And i didn't know.

It's a secret friendship.

Takara: omg. Yuji. Omg.

Yuji: is not what it lookz leik.

Takara: you didn't told me you know how to hit on girls. You gay cunt!!

Yuji: omg gurl.

Takara: Yuji...

Yuji: Takara....

Takara: omg. I'm celebrating.

Yuji: why? She's not even my girlfriend.

Takara: omg you had plans!!?

Yuji: wha-- no!!

Takara: i'm celebrating cause you proved you're not gay for Tsuru.

Yuji: wat.

Takara: you're not a torpe anymore. You have graduated and leveled up. Congratulations.

Yuji: *goat screaming*

Takara: omg Yuji. You're so talented. I'm so proud.

Yuji: y u no believe me dat she no my gf.

Takara: tell me Yuji. What's your type of girl? Like Sunako? AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!

Yuji: dude... let me fucking speak.

Takara: ok go... say it.. *vaneloppe face*

Yuji: i... i like cute girls.. *smirks*

Takara: oooh....

Yuji: something i can have as a wife.

Takara: starts with s?

Yuji: ((sweet girls? )) yea...

Takara: *points him* SUNAKO!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yuji: omg. Y r u so hapy anyway. Nothing even happened.

Takara: ok then which of the saniwas do you like?

Yuji: hmm.... i ain't talkin.

Takara: c'mon dude.

Yuji: as long as you don't say anything.

Takara: kay dude.

Yuji: i like girls like Hanami, Arisa, and Ari.

Takara: why? *stupid face*

Yuji: i think they're cute... *blush*

Takara: *fangirls softly*

Yuji: also...

Takara: ・v・

Yuji: i'll be honest... *blush*

Takara: ・v・

Yuji: if you're not my sister, probably... i would have a crush on you too... *blush*

Takara: really? *blush*

Yuji: *blush* *looks away* *nod* nn...

Takara: you're so adorable, Yuji!! *hugs him*

Yuji: *laughs*

Takara: *serious face* srsly. Not Sunako?

Yuji: gurl. She's older than you.

Takara: i ship you with Hanami.

Yuji: really? XD

Takara: or Arisa... or Ari.. I SHIP YOU WITH EVERYONE!!

Yuji: why?

Takara: i don't know! XD

Yuji: what about Musashi?

Takara: i'd ship him with... hmm... i don't know... he's unshippable.

Yuji: no visa?

Takara: no passport.

Yuji: omg xD

Takara: what about me? Who would you ship me with?

Yuji: Honestly, you're my sister. And it is hard to give you up so easily.

Takara: O_O'

Yuji: i'd ship you with Kogi...

Takara: WHAT!!? OF ALL SWORDS WHY HIM!!?

Yuji: also, i ship you with Mitsutada cause both of you are so even. If you shaved your eyebrows, it's perfect.

Takara: *holds a drill* i'll shave yours with this first.

Yuji: NO!!

Takara: WE BOTH HAVE THICK EYEBROWS!! WE BOTH LOOK ALIKE!!

Yuji: i'm sowwy ;w;

Takara: you may proceed.

Yuji: i ship you with Otegine. I trust him with you the most. I trust you with him most. It's cool.

Takara: did you say that cause i wanna drill your eyebrows?

Yuji: no. I  just prefer the both of you. He loves you, you love him.

Takara: and?

Yuji: well, you are almost like Tanuki.. so it's ok. Tanuki but taller and as a girl... it's good. And he's tall and buff. You're a whistle bait. It's good.

Takara: really?

Yuji: yes. I also ship you with Iwatooshi secretly.

Takara: why...

Yuji: i have no idea. But imagine him blushing being embarassed seeing you on top of him in a field of sunflowers.

Takara: you should stop watching anime

Yuji: so should you.

Takara: tuche.

Yuji: cliche.

Takara: niche.

Yuji: broche

Takara: ...glitche

Yuji: what word is that even.

Takara: fancy for glitch.

Yuji: oh... mirangue.

Takara: u bake now?

Yuji: nah... found it in your book.

Takara: huh...

Yuji: if in your school, you learn to bake, then in my school, i learn to fight.

Takara: what are you doing at school... *angry tone* Is that why you want separate school? Answer me, Sakenokami.

Yuji: no mom. I learned arnis!

Takara: by kicking people with sticks?

Yuji: no... school teaches arnis in PE class.

Takara: *sigh* what a relief ... my brother should not learn to fight others first. His enemy should attack first, then after you kill him.

Yuji: omg Takara... you're the best-influencial sister evr.

Takara: yes. Afterall, i learn in a Catholic school.

Yuji: i'm in an Islam school. Most of my classmates are Islam... im not Islam. Why am i there?

Takara: dude. Ask Oda that. He enrolled you.

Yuji: huh... i know less of our Scriptures and traditions now...

Takara: it's ok bro. Hasebe will teach you...

Yuji: like he would. I'm grandson of his late master that he hates. I hope you remember that.

Takara: right... sucks to be you..

Yuji: yes... ;w;

Takara: then i'll teach you.

Yuji: yay! ;w;

Takara: yes. I was now calmed down knowing you don't have a thing for Sunako after all... maybe Musashi has for both of them since he wants to be a Tokugawa and not a Nobunaga

Yuji: meh... he's a rebel. Sure, it might be nice to be a Tokugawa...

Takara: both of you could take a sister..

Yuji: what? XD

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