One day, the saniwa Sunako planned to make the citadel more fun.

Sunako: let's do something fun

Tarou: ....

Jirou: support your wife, Anikki

Tarou: what...

Sunako: eh? *giggles*

Hanami: omg. Suna-chan you look stupid.

Sunako: huh?! ;A; *giggles*

Hanami: *facepalm*

Takara: omg xD

Sunako: Takara-chan, let's make the citadel fun!

Takara: how?

Sunako: you're on crack, any ideas?

Takara: WOW.

Yuji: BUUUUURRRRN

Musashi: *lols*

Takara: silence!!

Sunako: *giggles*

Imanotsurugi: how bout let's play a game?

Sunako: oooh! So fun! Letls do that!! Let's all do that!!

Yagen: what game, even...

Imanotsurugi: a game of tag!!

Tsuru: running? A running game..?

Hanami: a running game?

Both: *looks at Takara's oppai*

Takara: *gloom* if i look at yours... *looks at Hanami's chest* wait... there's nothing to look at... nevermind
Hanami: *sarcastic laugh*

Takara: *sarcastic laugh*

Tsuru: i sense wars right now.

Shishiou: pls stop fighting

Hanami: we're not fighting

Takara: yea. Just that...

Hanami: just that what?

Takara: nothing... *eye roll*

Hanami: hey! Speak up!!

Takara: *eye roll* *snob*

Hanami: hey just tell me!

Takara: it's not worth to tell...

Hanami: why what's it about anyway? Hey!!

Shishiou: o no they are fighting

Hanami: whatever. Who wants to grope yours anyway!? They're BIG AND GROSS SO FUCK YOU

Takara: says the jealous one. What are you gonna feed Shishiou's children?

Shishiou: *blush* e-eh? *lemon thoughts*

Takara: yea... she is your concubine after all, right?

Hanami: how dare you!!

Takara: how dare i? HOW DARE I? I ain't a jealous geisha who keeps dragging her tail to someone actually better than her!

Hanami: *slaps her*

Takara: *catches her hand* *dodges the slap*

Hanami: I'm better than a bloodthirsty psychopath that fucks a spear everyday!! You inhuman ghoul!!
Takara: * strangles her* *holds her neck up high*

Hanami: *chokes*

Takara: hahaha! What a lovely flower i got in my hands!!

Shishiou: Takara, put her down!

Otegine: *holds Takara from behind to stop her in being psycho mode*

Hanami: *coughs*

Shishiou: *holds her gently*

Takara: *squirming* Let go of me! *katana eyes*

Otegine: *risking himself* *super scared af ryt now* *holds her tightly*

Takara: *growling*

Otegine: Shishiou, quick take her to her room!

Shishiou: me? No way!! You do it!

Otegine: i mean Hanami

Takara: *growling*

Shishiou: *carries Hanami to her room*

Otegine: *takes Takara to her room* *chains her til she calms down*

*after a long while

Sunako: is Everyone good?

Takara: *yawns*

Sunako: good. Ok. Let's put our hands together...

All: *places their hands*

Sunako: whoever is different, will be the it.

All: *nod*

Sunako: go.

All: *flips hand in a certain direction*

Jiji: *places his fist*

Ugui: what is that suppose to be?

Jiji: haha! I don't know!

Kogi: you're the it.

Jiji: ooh... what's that?

Kogi: just catch one of us...

Jiji: ok!! Ahahah!!

All: *runs*

Jiji: *touches Kashuu* you're it!

Kashuu: Dang.

Yasu: what happened?

Kashuu: you killed someone.

Yasu: HUH!!?

Kane-san: i wish that i could wake up with amnesia ~

Hori: who is amnesia, Kane-san? *yandere mode*

Kane-san: it was a song

Urashima: isn't that an otome game? *slaps*

Kashuu: run people!!

All: *runs away* *screams randomly*

Kashuu: *chases Ari*

Ari: *runs normally*

Kashuu: nnnngg... too fast... *trips*

All: ooooh!!

Ari: nuh!! Don't touch him! You'll be the it!

All: *runs away*

Kashuu: *runs* *catches Yasu*

Yasu: *crying*

Kashuu: you killed someone.

Yasu: how could this happen to me

Kashuu: cause you fucking killed someone

Yasu: *tears drop*

*titanic music plays in the background

Yasu: *runs* *catches Naki*

Naki: *chases Kogi* mai husband

Kogi: *runs*

Naki: donotchasejijipls

Kogi: *chases him anyway*

Naki: fuckmyhusbandisfuck

Jiji: terry ..

Naki: DON'T YOU TERRY-TERRY ME!! ARE YOU FUCKING MY HUSBAND?! *filipino accent*

Jiji: walang himala.

Kogi: para sayo... maglaban ako

Yoshiyuki: bogart.

Takara: omg hi bogart

Yoshiyuki: *speaks Japanese with Australian accent*

Midare: i have to tell you guys a story 

All: *listens while running*

Midare: once a upon a time, i fell in love. But he didn't love me back. THE END

Maeda: *sings Coward Momtblanc*

Hirano: *sings Amanojaku*

Urashima: but i love you, Midare!

Midare: i know that 

Nagasone: penisfor

Urashima: what's a penis for?

Nagasone: FUCK!! HAHAHA WHAT'S A PENIS FOR!!

Urashima: *screams*

Yoshiyuki: puss--

Takara: *strangles him*

Doudanuki: *chases Everyone*

Kuri: *high pitch screaming*

Doudanuki: *touches Otegine*

All: *backs away*

Takara: *stands there*

*classic love sings play in the background

Takara: *backs away a little* *silent laugh*

Otegine: *moves forward*

Takara: *pumped up like af*

Otegine: *runs after her*

Takara: *runs the fastest she could* *random screaming*

Otegine: *chases her* Takara-chan!! Come back!!

Takara: *runs faster* *crying* NO NIGGA

Otegine: *gives up* *chases Tonbo instead*

Takara: NO!! CHASE ME YOU IDIOT!!

Otegine: *sigh*

Tonbo: *feels safe* you heard her... *cheeky smile*

Otegine: *chases her again* STOP MAKING ME RUN IN CIRCLES!!

Takara: *huff* i'm tired i give up... *lays down on the grass* I ... I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!! IT'S.... IT'S COMING!!
*dramatic violin music*

All: *dramatic pose*

Otegine: you're it...

Takara: DARN RIGHT I AM. *chases Hanami*

Hanami: why!!? *trips* *rolls*

Takara: *sings rolling girl to mock her*

Hanami: i hate you.

Takara: your welcome.

Shishiou: they're back again!! Yokkata nae!

Takara: *chases him like a saiyan*

Shishiou: AAAAAARRGHHH*runs for his life*

Takara: *chases Yuji*

Yuji: I'm open!! *waves his hands*

Takara: *touches him* Thanks bro!!

Yuji: *chases Shishiou for her sake*

Shishiou: why me!? Why not Ari!!?

Yuji: she's too fast!!

Shishiou: *points Ari* She's just standing there!!

Yuji: she'll go away like a fly!!

Ari: oi!! I heard that!!

Kashuu: you can use fire to lure her.

Ari: no you can not!!

Kashuu: *lights up a lighter*

Ari: the red flower *amazed*

Yasu: *coughs* caveman

Ari: *squirts ketchup on his hand*

Yasu: y u do dis.

Ari: you killed someone again!! GAHAHAHHAA!!

Yasu: *dramatic scene*

Takara: caveman tho is too legit. I hope u realized what you just did to yourself.

Yasu: *shames himself*

Yaman: *floats*

Takara: you should be ashamed of yourself.

Yaman: i am.

Takara: STOP FLOATING!!

Kakaka: *floats with him*

Takara: YOU WILL NEVER BRING YOUR FAMILY HONOUR!! *writes a moustache to her face*

Yaman: she is talking about me right?

Takara: no

Yaman: who?

Kakaka: Hori, join us.

Hori: NO.

Kakaka: why not!? Where the family goals? Takara, if Yuji and Moriko floats, will you do so too?

Takara: yea cause why not

Kakaka: and why?

Takara: it's legit and cool.

Kakaka: you see!!? OHANA MEANS FAMILY!!

Yaman: now wtf?

Hori: i have a boyfwen *holds Kane-san*

Kakaka: you don't have a boyfriend.

Hori: i do have a boyfwen

Kakaka: you don't have a boyfriend

Hori: *crying* uuuuaheheheee... ;A; i do have a boyfwen

Kakaka: what's his name?

Hori: Kane-san

Kakaka: *facepalm*

Yaman: i finally understood what Takara said

Hori: what did Takara said?

Urashima: please bring honour to us--

Jiji: please bring honour to us--

Mitsutada: *holds umbrella*

All toudans: Please bring honour to us all!!! *dramatic umbrella pose*

Hori: how dare you.

-end