Hasebe: sins die das Essen neon air sind die jaegar!!

Mitsutada: tuetuetuteuteuteuteueteietejet~ teueteueteuteueteuet!

Kuri: trust future trust!!

Tsuru: omg dat cool

Sada-chan: no one cares

Tsuru: I want to hurt you so bad cause u r not Yuji and my child.

Sada-chan: you never even had one in the 1st place

Tsuru: alright lemme at em lemme at em!

Mitsutada: *grabs Tsuru's tail feather*
Yuji: MY PEOPLE!!!

Hasebe: SHADAP! YOU DONT BELONG HERE

Yuji: but why

Hasebe: you are a Nobunaga. now u know

Yuji: dat racist.

Hasebe: i dont care okah.

Yuji: Takara-nee!!!!

Takara: u messin wit mah nigga bro?

Yuji: yea! He try to raep meh

Takara: u gonn die bro

Yuji: yey!!

Takara: no one tries to raep my lil nigga.

Yuji: euteueteuetduetdudye *plays fairy tail music*

Takara: *punches Hasebe at the face of his face*

Yuji: ONE PUUUUUUUUNNCH!!

Souza: *gasp* omg.

Yagen: nuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!

Hanami: y u all so noisy

Shishiou: that is my love for you.

Hanami: wow. Like im so omg impressed.

Sohaya: no one cares Hanami.

Hanami: i buried u wit daddy. Shaddap.

Sohaya: whatevs. Takara i love you so dearly. Marry me

Takara: bro. Im married.

Mitsutada: she is married to me

Takara: never gonna happen bro.

Iwatooshi: no. She likes me.

Takara: i cant deny that i do like you, Iwatooshi. But im married.

Iwatooshi: *sad sobbing*

Otegine: omg so many bois Takara.

Other saniwas: OMG OTEGINE I LIVE YOU!! that girl should like totally get a life. She should stop being crazy for you cause we exist!! MARRY ME OTEGINE

Takara: wow. So many girls omg OTEGINE.

Otegine: *backs away gently*

Takara: *kills them desperate fangirls with a grenade*

Them: *ded*

Michiyo(some saniwa i know that likes Otegine that is so against my yandereness) : srsly tho. Why do u even like this girl?

Momoko(also a saniwa i know that also likes Otegine but doesn't care at all) : nah bro. Its ok.

Michiyo: nah bro. Why he likes her? She is so destruction. Wow much grammar tho xD

Momoko: he my husband but i couldn't care less.

Takara: HE IS MINE AND MINE ALONE!!

Michiyo: pls stop gurl. U so desperate

Takara: Gine-kun, who would you choose!?

Otegine: um...... i have such a harem ryt now.. between a short 20's Nadeshiko, a laid back 20's girl, and a 16 Psycho with big tits and the tallest of them three.

Michiyo: trust me! You'll be happy with a...well... Nadeshiko like me..what.. Really!! I'm fine if you have a bitch to fuck like Momoko here...

Momoko: wat.

Otegine: Michiyo wat xD

Michiyo: *tounges out at Takara* i made him laugh without tickling him! Bleeeh

Takara: *about to grab a knife attacked to her laced stockings*

Otegine: *knows what she's doing* o God! Takara stop!

Michiyo: you'll be stressed with her! I'll cook for you and everything!

Momoko: you're my husband... why are there so much more girls over you.

Michiyo: it's not right for you to pick Takara because she's still 16!! It's like... pedophilia!!

Otegine: actually... i'm a modern sword... that makes you pedo for me right?

Momoko: doesn't matter.

Michiyo: yea.

Otegine: girls Srsly. I'm the youngest of the 3 spears. I'm sure you know that...

Momoko: i'm good with anything really.

Yuji: you know what? Not for being bias or anything... i ship You more with Akashi.

Momoko: what are you talking about? Fudou is Otegine and my child.

Yuji: nah bro. Nah. Aint happenin. Fudou looks nothing like you

Momoko: how dare you.

Yuji: you're better with Akashi.

Momoko: atleast he's a sexy one.

Akashi: i now have a wife. Woot woot.

Yuji: your welcome.

Michiyo: that means itls between Takara and I.

Yuji: i ship you with Ichigo or Jiji.

Michiyo: I DONT LIKE JIJI!! I HATE HIM!! URGH!!

Jiji: *emo corner* how could this happen to me...

Michiyo: he's a famous sword i hate him! Otegine is mine cause i relate to him!! I understand him!!

Yuji: and what? Takara-nee doesn't?

Michiyo: how could a suicidal psycho know a kind man's heart? All she knows is see, invade and conquer! She's the saniwa version of Julius Caesar!!

Yuji: give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar!

Michiyo: *gasp*

Takara: Augustus is my favorite Emperor. *derp* he's everyone's favorite. Such a beautiful child.

Otegine: *laughs*

Michiyo: you can't have him!!!

Hanami: look who's all possessive for a spear now...

Michiyo: i'm half spear! Shut up!

Hanami: shut up? Oh... you're saying that to Ieyasu Tokugawa's daughter? *smirks*

Shishiou and Sohaya: *like her body guards ryt now*

Michiyo: why are you all ganging up on me!!?

Arisa: that's what you did to her!

Hanami: it's Karma!!

Sunako: yea!!

Michiyo: *groans*

-end