Touken ranbu Christmas special

Takara: *runs around the whole citadel* *joyful laughing*

Nama: e-eh?

Hone: what's going on?

Takara: *continues* It's almost here!!

Hori: Aruji?

Kane-san: what's up with her?

Takara: *continues* it's here!!

Kashuu: oh.. Aruji-dono.. its you..

Yasu: you look happy today?

Kashuu: and awfully excited...

Yasu: is it about Otegine?

Takara: no, not at all!

Kashuu: what is it?

Takara: it's tomorrow! *runs away*

Kashuu: eh?

Yasu: what's with tomorrow?

Takara: *continues*

Yaman: *bumps at her*

Takara: oh. Sorry, Yaman!

Yaman: it's ok. I'm only a copy....

Takara: ((y so emo)) you know... tomorrow is a very special day..

Yaman: it's about Otegine?

Takara: no.

Yaman: about what?

Takara: tomorrow is the birthday of a very special person!

Yaman: i see.

Takara: tell me, have you seen Hasebe?

Yaman: no.

Takara: ok... Mitsutada?

Yaman: at the kitchen..

Takara: *wide smile* awesome!! *goes to kitchen*

*at the kitchen

Mitsutada: *prepares stuff*

Takara: *peeps* ho! Ho! Ho!!

Mitsutada: Santa? Oh it's you Takara-chan~!
Takara: Mitsu-nii! What are you doing?

Mitsutada: preparing my stuff for tomorrow night! *smile*

Takara: oooooh excited!!!

Mitsutada: *chuckle* Hasebe is getting ready too. Maybe you're looking for him.

Takara: where is he?

Mitsutada: he's at the main hall

Takara: ok! *leaves*

*at the main hall

Hasebe: *sorting a box*

Takara: AIYAH!!

Hasebe: OGYAA!! A-Aruji-dono! You don't have to do that!

Takara: how did you know it's me...

Hasebe: um... why would Ichigo shout like that i wonder?

Takara: *laughs* Hasebe!!

Hasebe: yes, Aruji?

Takara: tomorrow!! What should we do?

Hasebe: what do you mean? Ofcourse that's celebrating the birth of our salvation!

Takara: i know that! I mean, do you have other plans for the celebrating?

Hasebe: hmm... it's just a Christmas party..why?

Takara: that's it?

Hasebe: we have ex-change gifts i hope you don't forget

Takara: oh right...

Hasebe: what else?

Takara: i'm excited!!!  *A*

Hasebe: so am i

Takara: you don't look like it!

Hasebe: should i call for a gathering?

Takara: nah... i'll ask Otegine to do that. Maybe he'll feel bad.

Hasebe: understood.

*at the porch

Otegine: *chilling* Christmas huh? Will Takara like her gift?

Takara: Gine-kun!!

Otegine: Takara!

Takara: let's go!

Otegine: where?

Takara: let's gather them for a meeting

Otegine: *nod* n!!

*at the gathering hall

Otegine: *rings the bells* Gather everyone! Aruji has something to say!

*after a while Takara had her meeting and reminded the swords about the events and to prepare what they should prepare. Then everyone did their thing

*night time came

Mitsutada: Minna! I prepared us so many food!

Jirou: Let's have sake tonight!! Gahahahahaha!! Ja ja omotte koi~!!

Nihoungou: i so agree with you!!

Fudou: you said it man!

Hasebe: just don't drink too much!!

Aoe: it's okay! It's Christmas! Let's enjoy

Shinano: it's rather cold today, eh?

Gotou: nnn...

Midare: *helps Mitsutada with the food* huwaaa!! These are a lot!!

Tsuru: those look delish, Mitsubou!

Mitsutada: hai~

*knock knock

Yuji: moshi moshi~!

Tsuru: oh!! Yuji! You came!

Yuji: can't miss a special occasion without visiting my big sis! Good to see you, Tsuru-san!

Tsuru: *chuckle*

Yagen: o-oh... Miyamoto-san..

Karanomizu(Musashi): Yagen, Yagen, Yagen! I told you not to be too formal on me! *snobs*

Yaman: a-ah... Gomen.. Moizesu-dono..

Karanomizu: haaaaa!! Sore de subarashi ne! *sparkles*

Otokorashi: this is gonna feel nice

I changed Musashi's name because he doesn't like it. So i translated his name and now his name is Karanomizu Miyamoto-Nobunaga.

He is a Nobunaga. Yagen is a Nobunaga sword. They love each other. Omg.

Mitsutada: oh, Hasebe-kun! You're finally here!

Hasebe: yes. Where is Aruji?

Arisa: Hasebe-ku!!

Hasebe: A-Arisa! I mean.. Aruji-dono!

Arisa: how many masters do you even have!? You should be mostly loyal to me!! I am afterall, your princess Arisa Mikuzu!!

Hasebe: yes.. you are... my beautiful princess... *kisses her hand*

Arisa: *blush* kieaaaaaaa~!

Moriko: hello? Takara-chan?

Kuri: Moriko... please.. come inside. She is also expecting you...

Moriko: "also"?

Kuri: i...i was expecting you...

Moriko: *smile* thank you

Otegine: *about to leave*

Moriko: Otegine? Oh, its Otegine!

Otegine: o-oh! Moriko-nee... *bows*

Moriko: have you seen my sister?

Otegine: no, i haven't seen her... have you?

Moriko: ......... Otegine.... i have just got here....

Otegine: a-ah...my bad... *bows*

Moriko: silly Otegine! *laughs*

Otegine: i'll be off for a while if you please excuse me...

Hasebe: *hears him* Where are you off to, Otegine?

Otegine: i'll just buy something

Hasebe: like what?

Otegine: don't worry, i won't take long!

Nihoungou: i'm coming with you!!

Otegine: h-hah?!

Hasebe: *sigh* come back immediately!

Nama: ma~ Takara is taking so long isn't she?

Hone: well, more and more guests are coming

Ichigo: she has so many friends doesn't she?

Atsu: awfully a lot!

Ari: Merry  Christmas everyone!!

Kashuu and Yasu: Ari!!

Ari: i brought gifts for you all!!

Hotaru: really? Really??

Aizen: i'm excited!!!

Ari: i'll give it to you all later! Don't worry

Aizen: i hope it's aizen m'you!!

Ari: (i knew he'd say that...)

Hasebe: *closes door*

Hanami: aaaah!!! Matte!!

Sunako: don't close yet!!

Sohaya: The Tokugawa sisters!! *rushingly opens door*

Both: *panting*

Sunako: *holds his arm* th-thank you...

Sohaya: sure...

Shishiou: Hanami!! You came!!

Jiji: Shishiou's girlfriend came

Hanami: stop embarassing me, Shishiou!!

Shishiou: i'm glad you came!!

Sunako: we only walked to here....we walked with Erina here

Erina: *runs* i'm still here!!

Jirou: Huwaaa!! Erina-chan!! You came!!

Erina: yes! Takara is probably expecting me

Jirou: so did i! Come drink with me!!

Erina: i miss you so much ;A;

Yuji: let's just open this door for the moment in case more of her friends comes

Moriko: yes..let's start with just eating now

Mitsutada: why yes! You all must be starving by now!

Kuri: no...forgive me.. she just really is a pig

Moriko: *slaps him arms with her fan*

All: *laughs*

Hasebe: right. While we wait for Takara, our host..... *gloom* what is wrong with that girl... why is she not here at this moment that she should be.

Arisa: calm down...

*while waiting, they start eating

*meanwhile, at the General store

Nihoungou: so, what are you going to buy, Otegine?

Otegine: n-nothing...

Nihoungou: it's about Takara?

Otegine: *sigh* yes..

Nihoungou: it's easy!! Buy her sexy lingerie!!
Otegine: are you nuts?! Don't tell me you're already drunk!!

Nihoungou: while you're at it... *holds a for sale condom*

Otegine: Go home. You're drunk.

Nihoungou: no, it's ok!!

Otegine: no. It's dangerous.

Nihoungou: what are you buying her anyway? She only wants you!

Otegine: today is Christmas!! Stop that!!

Nihoungou: okay man!!

Otegine: thank you!! *sees a beautiful crystal necklace* .......

Nihoungou: hey!! This'll do good!

Otegine: *shakes head* she won't like it.

Nihoungou: why not!?

Otegine: she rather wear an old necklace with a cross.

Nihoungou: i see... what does she like even?

Otegine: *sees a crystal hair accessorie with a cross* ....whoa.....

Nihoungou: hm?

Otegine: *holds it* she'll like this...

Nihoungou: you sure? How much?

Otegine: no matter how expensive.. i'll give it to her... she'll do the same for me anyway... no... even if she doesn't... i'll do it cause i love her.

Nihoungou: i have just witnessed Otegine's soft side..

Otegine: *raises a brow*

*meanwhile at the honmaru

*knock knock

Yagen: i feel a familiar presence...

Hanako: Y-Yagen ni!!

Yagen: Hanako-chan!

Karanomizu: yieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yagen: do you mind? -_-

Ishi: ara... you came too...

Retsu: yes i did!

Ishi: i'm glad!

Amari: Hori-kun!!

Kane-san: Horikawa... do you hear that?

Amari: Kane-san!

Hori: Amari!!

Kane-san: Amari!!?

Amari: *waves at them*

Both: Amari!!

Yoshiyuki: Taishou!!

Kagerou: *waves at him*

Yuji: it's good to see them this happy...

Tsuru: you think so?

Yuji: *nod* each saniwa celebrates with their toudan... it's good to see.. it makes me happy...

Tsuru: same here...

*car horn sound

Maeda: huh?

Hirano: a car?

Uguisu: that's strange...

Ookane: indeed...

Rui: hello everyone! *throws away her shades*

Rei: *same* ho...ho..ho...

Shinano and Gokotai: Aruji!!

Rui: *explodes* my children.

Gokotai: you're here!! *hugs her*

Shinano: *same* give me rice.

Rui: you shall not pass.

Rei: all your base are belong to us.

Rui: be quiet.

*knock knock

Hasebe: who's that?

Shishiou: she sure has so many friends...

Hanami: couldn't agree more... 

*opens

Takara: hey dudes...

Yuji: Takara-nee!!

Tsuru: you did you take so long?

Tonbo: what were you doing?

Doudanuki: what are you even!!?

Takara: dudes calm

The saniwas: Takara!!

Takara: hey peeps . Oh hey! Everyone's here!! Yuji, Hanami, Moriko, Sunako, Karanomizu, Otokorashi, Ari, Arisa, Erina, Rui  Rei, Amari, Hanako! Wow!!

Yuji: we can't miss it!

Sunako: *hugs her* Takara~!! *lays head on her chest*

Takara: i just got here...

Jiji: wow. You two really are sisters...

Takara: huh?

Jiji: a while ago, Moriko told Otegine, "I just got here" now, you told Sunako, "I just got here" wow. Just wow.

Kogi: i agree

All: *laughs*

Takara: speaking of which...

All: "where's Otegine?" *laughs*

Takara: you took the words out of my mouth.

All: *laughs*

Kakaka: he went outside! What about you?

Takara: oh right... I brought us...ICE CREAM!!

All: YAY!!!

Takara: ok so let's start with a prayer first.

All: *quiets*

Takara: let us have a time of silence...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Takara started the formal of the celebration with an opening prayer. And then some opening remarks. Then she let Hasebe do the prayer before meal.

After all of that, they all started eating and have fun. Some started singing with the karaoke. Some just kept eating.

Takara: ok dudes. Let's do some parlor games. This is a couple game. Go on. Gather for all the normal couples.

Iwatooshi: normal couple?

Ookane: she means couples excluding yaoi and yuri

Iwatooshi: oh...

Yuji: who suggested that?

Takara: i srsly have no idea

*knock knock

Hasebe: who could that be...

Tonbo: that must be Otegine and Nihoungou

Tarou: just in time for the couple game.

Aoe: would you look at that~ He really does love yoy, Takara~

Takara: he doesn't even know about it...-_-

Otegine: hey.. sorry we're late

Nihoungou: we were just finishing some errands..

Mitsutada: good. Please join the game.

Nihoungou: game?

Mitsutada: i mean, Otegine.

Otegine: why me?

Hasebe: you and Takara are going to play the game.

Takara: why bring me in this...

Hasebe: alright.... HELLO MICHIYO? MOMOKO? ANY GIRL WHO WANTS TO BE WITH OTEGINE HERE!!?

Takara: NO ONE!! I WILL DO THAT

Hasebe: see?

Takara: -_____-

Hasebe: the game mechanics are... the boy will hold on to a popsicle. And the girl....sucks.

Girls: WHAT!!!?

Hanami: Takara, are you out of your mind?

Takara: Hasebe, what-- that isn't even--

Hasebe: *rips the original game plan*

Takara: *jaw drop*

Sunako: does it have to be sucking?

Hasebe: yes. You bite, you're out and you pay 100 yen.

Arisa: y so harsh.

Hasebe: ur trapped.

Mitsutada: ok. Game.....

Kashuu: this is weird *holds popsicle near mouth*

Ari: *blush*

Hasebe: *same* my princess

Arisa: you shut up.

Shishiou: this is awkward... *same*

Hanami: *can't stop laughing*

Tarou: *same*

Sunako: *can't stop giggling* i can't!! Too tall!!

Moriko: *smile*

Kuri: *same* .... *blush*

Hori: Amari.. *blush* *same*

Amari: *blush*

Erina: *blush*

Kikou: *same*

Ishi: *nervous* *same*

Retsu: what am i doing.

Yagen: *same* *cool*

Hanako: *blush*

Otegine: *nervous* *same*

Takara: *smirks*

Otegine: why are you looking at me like that?

Takara: this'll be fun... *smirks*

Mitsutada: game start!!

Takara: *sucks*

Otegine: *internally dying*

Other girls sucks and is embarassed

Actually, Takara is biting the popsicle from the inside. That is cheating. Lol.

Otegine: *can't handle what she's doing*

Takara: *hides her cheating by doing lewd faces*

Otegine: *doesn't know her plan*

-to be continued