Ugui: *crying*

Takara: what's wrong, bruh?

Ugui: ookanehira!! ;A;

Takara: its ok bro. Its ok.

Ugui: *crying*

*meanwhile

*in the Shinken citadel

Yuji: huh? Hira-chan?

Ookane: *crying*

Yuji: why are you crying?

Ookane: Uguisumaru!! ;A;

Yuji: *hugs her*

*then...

Ookane: *sits on a bench emotionally*
Ugui: oh hi, miss. Why are you sad?

Ookane: oh, nothing...

Ugui: alright... may i sit with you?

Ookane: ok. You may..

Ugui: *sits*

Ookane:  * still emotional*

Ugui: *notices*

Ookane: you see... i have a sister... ormaybe a childhood friend... but she's... she can't be with me..

Ugui: aah... i know that feel...

Ookane: i'm actually a sword...

Ugui: REALLY!? I'm A sword too! What's your friend's name?

Ookane: Uguisumaru...

Ugui: ....eh....EH!!?

Ookane: what's wrong?

Ugui: i'm that tachi sword!! I'm Uguisumaru!!

Ookane: *gasp* no way...

Ugui: wh-what's your name, milady?

Ookane: i am Ookanehira... *smiles*

Ugui: *silence* *doki doki*

Ookane: what's wrong?

Ugui: *touches her face* Ookanehira...
Ookane: *blush* Uguisumaru...

Both: *hug*

*then...

Both have a cover of Vocaloid song Magnet

Ugui: *dressed fashionably* *wears violet butterfly headphones*

Ookane: *dressed in a sexy black dress* *wears green butterfly headphones*

Ugui: dakiyosete hoshii~

Ookane: tashikamete hoshii ~

Ugui: machigai...

Both: nado nain dato omowasete~

Ookane: kisu wo shite~

Ugui: nurikaete you ni

Both: ((sorry i forgot the lyrics)) datto oboete ittai no~!!

Ugui: *gently twirls her*

Ookane: *gently lays on his chest*

Both: *about to kiss*

Ugui: Ookanehira.... *blush*

Ookane: Uguisumaru... *blush*

Takara: *looks at them* *happily dies*
My life is complete!!

Otegine: hey, Miss Aphrodite...

Takara: my nigga... *fangirls for Ugui and Ookane*

Otegine: hi, Mr. Cupid

Yuji: whazzup...

Otegine: WHAZZAAAH!!

Yuji: WHAZZAAAH!!

Otegine: WHAZZAAAH!!

Yuji: WHAZZAAAH!!!

Tsuru: WHAZZAAAH

Yuji: WHAZZAAAH

Otegine: WHAZZAAAH

Sada-chan: WHAZZAAAH

Mitsutada: WHAZZAAAH

Tsuru: WHAZZAAAH

Yuji: WHAZZAAAH

Otegine: WHAZZAAAH

Takara: now kids, do not keep using whatsapp.

Otegine: *steals her chopsticks*

Takara: *no more side bun* *side pony tail* y u do dis

Otegine: i don't use whatsapp. You don't deserve having them back.

Takara: your fault for wearing green anyway. How many times do i have to tel you, green is not creative!!

Otegine: i have red and brown too fyi.

Takara: so? You look like a fucking Christmas tree!! Ain't cool!!

Otegine: it's almost Christmas so i'm with the trend. Stupid 16 year old.

Takara: fyi. It's still Halloween!! Bleeeeh

Otegine: dangit. Halloween again!! What so special with Halloween!?

Takara: i get to watch horror films and ask for candy. Basically, horror.

Otegine: even your clothes say it. *holds her battles kimono*

Takara: you're just jelly cause i look freaking tight!

Otegine: you look like Fucking Dracula's fucking daughter.

Takara: oshiete yo. Oshiete yo. That's awesome.

Otegine: godammit Takara. First, Halloween, then Chinese new year..
Why Qi Pao tho.

Takara: is there a rule in touken ranbu where your internal affairs is not to be a qi pao?

Otegine: now yea.

Takara: bitch yea.

-end