Takara: *clears throat* everyone... i've been meaning to tell you this...

Mitsutada: *excited* go.. say it..

Takara: *sigh* many have claimed that... *facepalm* Sada-chan is mine and Mitsu-nii's love child... -_-

All: *gasp*

Mitsu-nii: *smirks*

Otegine: *covers Yoshiyuki's ears* it's alright son...

Yoshiyuki: omg dad.

Takara: -_- it was just rumors tho.

Mitsutada: rumors or not. You finally came up your mind that you love me..

Takara: look dude. If you watched Kotoura-san, and liked it, guess what. You will never be mind reading Kotoura-san.

Mitsutada: what did i said?

Takara: that's what you said.

Mitsutada: i'm too sexy for you?

Takara: *jaw drop* now where the fuck is that in your history...  oh wait... -_-none.

Mitsutada: don't be so mean.

Takara: meh. I tried.

Mitsutada: probably if we bath together... it will cool your mind...

Takara: sometimes i wanna punch you in your perfect teeth. Trust me. I know how it feels.

Mitsutada: really now~?

Takara: yea. My mouth bleed for days. If you want, i'll give you a promo *fist knuckles breaking*

Mitsutada: now now, Sada-chan is your son, aren't you happy~

Takara: listen to me, bud. I will never fuck with you!

Yoshiyuki: that was straight.

Mitsutada: he's got your pretty eyes~ and your eyebrows~

Takara: take a good look at my eyes. It ain't as sparkly. If you really think it's me, welp. You got it all wrong.

Mitsutada: really~?

Takara: First of all, you and i never happened. NEVER!!

Mitsutada: sure it did--

Takara: *gasp* omg!! Probably... Yuji!! Sada-chan is Yours and Yuji's !!

Mitsutada: where did you--

Yuji: *crying* TAKARA-NEE!!!

Takara: hey man! We were just talking about you!

Yuji: I HAVE SADA-CHAN'S DNA!! I'M HIS DAD!!

Takara: *gasp* i'm so proud of you!!

Yuji: *hugs*

Mitsutada: *faints*

Sada-chan: hi mom! :)

Yuji: mom?

Mitsutada: i'm his dad. You're his mom...

Yuji: ...what... *remembers the moment* o gawd what have i done...

Mitsutada: he got your beautiful eyes... *grips his shoulders*

Yuji: *grossed out* NANNNNIIIII!!? *runs away* I AM A STRAIGHT MAN!!

Mitsutada: what about Sada-chan?

Yuji: *kills himself*

Mitsutada: ........ yikes....

Takara: .....he'll regenerate after an hour...

*after an hour...

Yuji: *regenerates* Takara-nee?

Takara: welcome back, mommy. *reads yaoi manga*

Yuji: mommy?

Sada-chan: mommy!! *runs to him and hugs him*

Mitsutada: hi. Welcome back... love...
*smile*

Yuji: what.. what..... whaaaaattt....

Takara: *shows him the yaoi manga page* this happened to you. :)

Yuji: *explodes*

-end