Call me maybe - TakaGine parody

Otegine: *being cute bishounen*

*music starts

Otegine: i met this girl, she's so fine~ i wish that i could call her mine~ it's just a matter of time~ til i find my way~ *goes to Takara*

Otegine: you're so very sexy, short dress, black panties, once a while, before i'll know it... You will someday have my baby! *touches her shoulder*
Takara: Hi, I am Takara! I think you're so kawaii!! Can i hug you? You are so manly~!!

Random saniwa: Otegine, i love you

Otegine: ...uh...hi?

Random saniwa: *fangirls* he loves me more than that girl over there!! Oi!! He thinks i'm prettier than you! He loves me more!

Takara: *attacks her very fast* *stabs her in the neck for 10 times* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!

Otegine: ......

Takara: *finished*

Otegine: uh... *sings again* Omg you're a secret psycho... you fucking scared me... please keep your distance.. and keep me breathing.. *walks away in fear*

Takara: *yandere face* Gine-kun? *steps on the rival's face* Is it cause i look like a dude? Or is it cause i act like a dude? I must find my man!
You know, i hate myself! But i love you fully! One day, you'll accept me... and then give me babies!! *psycho mode*

Otegine: *chilling*

Takara: *comes out from the ceiling* Hi, it's Takara! Please be my honey!! You may play with my body~ cause you will please me~

Otegine: look, you are so sexy... but please calm your titties... i love really..  just please don't kill me..

Takara: *sulk in her room* The time i met you i was just nine! It used to be fine! My foot got stabbed by a knife!! Then i one day became a saniwa.. i got you all mine! It was so fine!! Girls crossed my line, so i killed them cause he's all mine!!

*knock knock

Takara: *slides the door open*

Mitsutada: hi...

Takara: nn... hey..

Mitsutada: hey i just got smithed.. i think you're sexy, please be my honey, i'll make you happy

Takara: hey i'm Takara. I'm your saniwa... but you got lots of fangirls.. so i don't like you. There's only one toudan that i love! He is all mine!! Otegine, my dear love!! I will kill many for my yari-hun! He's tall and sexual!! Plese fuck me hard!!

Otegine: omg...

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