Yuji: *knock*

All: *worried* *random screaming*

Yuji: *knock*

All: *panics*

Yuji: *clears throat*

All: *looks at him*

Yuji: uh...hi...

All: ...........?

Kane-san: who's the new guy?

Yuji: *heard him* My name is Sakenokami Yuji Nobunaga.
I heard you all are Takara-nee's swords.

Hori: yes we are.

Yuji: you see, i'm her younger brother.

All: *shocked* EEEEEEHHHH--!?

Kogi: why are you here  then?

Yuji: i'll be your temporary master for now.

All: *same reaction*

Yuji: i'll be interested in being friends with you all :3

Kogi: as long as you're not as annoying.

Yuji: oh... :( ((dayum. This nigga gonna die for calling me annoying. Stfu biatch. YOU'RE ANNOYING. not me. Stfu fox higga you are not sassy as you look. Omg. Jinsan yea. ))

Kogi: what's with that face?

Yuji: oh. I was just thinking of something... *looks away* *internally growling of anger* ((may i kill you sir?))

Kogi: little child is afraid of me?

Yuji: excuse you. Only my big sister knows how to scare me.

Kogi: oh?

Yuji: yea. She shows me stuff of dead psychos. So buzz off, Nick.

Kogi: nick?

Yuji: yea. Nick Wild.

Kogi: who's that?

Yuji: you don't know. Omg. You don't effin know. *sarcatically laughs* *insults him for not watching zootopia*

Kogi: not all people watches Disney, so grow up.  >:-(

Jiji: omg dudes. Don't feight *derps*

Yuji: Yoshiyuki.

Yoshiyuki: yea boss?

Yuji: *gives him a shotgun* exterminate.

All Toushirous: *panicing like there was an earthquake*

Ichigo: *leads them safely outside* *forgets about Naki*

Naki: bark. Bark.

Shinano: omg!! Naki!!

Naki: Bark. Bark.

Ichigo: it's ok.

Akita: no!! He's our dog!!

Midare: ohana means family!!

Ichigo: ohana ain't family and ain't got no time for some dog!!

Gokotai: you failed!! *points at him insultingly*

Ichigo: *falls on his knees and cries*

Midare: *rescues Naki* *comes back*

All toushirous: NAKI!!

*hachiko music plays*

Naki: i reunite with my family.

Nama: omg dis movie. *fishing*

Hone: people like you just don't give a fuck.

Nama: i caught something. *catches random poo*

Hone: are you even human.

Nama: course not. I'm a sword. And so are you.

Hone: and so am i?

Nama: and so are you!

Hone: yer creepin me out.

Nama: oh would you look at the time!

Hone: STAHP!!

Nama: *doing clock stoof*

Kasme: *joins him* LET'S GET CREATIVE!!

Nama: we need a fucking bee.

Kasen: *looks at Hone*

Hone: AAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

Both: THOU ART A PIRATE!!

Yuji: people!! *clears throat* MY PEOPLE!! PLEASE GET INSIDE THE CANDY KINGDOM!!

Yagen: go and fuck yourself.

Yuji: *shia lebouf impression* JUST DO IT!!

Yagen: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Yuji: *gets his sandals* I WILL SPANK YOU WITH THIS!!

Yagen: you know what? Imm go inside.
Atsu: you're an idiot.

Yagen: thank you.

Midare: your welcome.

Gokotai: what just happened.

Yuji: people! Now i won't be strict to you but please be nice to me.

Kogi: no.

Yuji: why.

Kogi: cause you're not a hot girl.

Yuji: *throws the sandal at his face*

Kogi: *ded*

Yuji: *virus accent* ALRIGHT!! WHO'S NEEEXXXXTTT!!?

Yasu: *raises his hand* Ebola!!

Yuji: *throws a worm at his instead*

Yasu: *burns the worm by looking at it*

Kashuu: will you marry me?

Yasu: sorry dude. I met a real man. *cuddles with Uguisumaru*

*extreme opera music plays*

Kashuu: *has the spotlight* *heartbroken pose*

Tsuru: i'm ok. Yuji is mah boyfwen.

Yuji: you don't have a boyfriend.

Tsuru: *cries*

Mitsutada: *laighs at him*

Tsuru: *cries* i do have a boyfriend!

Yuji: you don't have a boyfriend.

Tsuru: *sob*.i do.

Yuji: you don't. :)

Tsuru: *cries* i have one!!

Yuji: what's his name?

Tsuru: Jared.

All: *lmfao*

Yuji: *laughs and facepalm* so gay.

Tsuru: if we were all girls, will you wanna marry me?

Yuji: hmmm.... i'd marry... Yaman.

Tsuru: *cries*

Yuji: you'll be that bitch waiting for me at the love hotel wearing laces.

Tsuru: omg.

Yuji: but that was just a dream.

Tsuru: *cries*

Yuji: i will marry Yaman if he was a girl because he's gonna be a pretty blonde girl. And blonde is fucking tight.

Yaman: is that a proposal?

Yuji: yes. IF YOU WERE A GIRL.

Yaman: omg.

Yuji: from Y to Y.

Tsuru: *cries*

Yuji: you could be a nun tho.

Tsuru: *cries*

-end